Can you guys believe that it’s been over a month since we last spoke about Jennifer Lawrence? We were on fire for awhile there! It was averaging on almost three posts per week for some time, but then it just … kind of broke off abruptly as if we’d called a moratorium on Jennifer for the site (we didn’t).

These photos are the most recent of our long-lost girlfriend, where she was photographed the boyfriend I wasn’t even aware she had (his name is Nicholas Hoult, and he’s a British actor—Jennifer Lawrence devotees, is this new information? Has she been porking this guy on the regular for some time now? The two of them were caught walking around London, and as you can see, Jennifer’s still looking pretty gorgeous.

Anyway, latest rumors have it that Robert Pattinson might be joining the cast of ‘Catching Fire’, the next installment in the ‘Hunger Games’ film trilogy. From Total Film:

Word is that Lionsgate want [sic] Pattinson and his prodigious cheekbones to take on the role of Finnick Odair, a former tribute with an eye for the ladies, who gets dragged into the Third Quarter Quell (a Hunger Games contested by previous winners).

Now while we’re slightly sceptical as to whether Pattinson would really want to throw his lot in with another teen franchise post-Twilight, the fact that his Water For Elephants collaborator Francis Lawrence is now filling the director’s chair could make this one a goer.

So, wow. That’s just kind of crazy, right? I mean, “prodigious cheekbones”? What the f-ck is that even? And are all of you ‘Hunger Games’ fanatics out there ready for a ‘Twilight’-'Hunger Games’ hybrid? Is it too soon? Too much? Too … cheesy? Thoughts?

Well. This is the movie that Joseph Gordon-Levitt turned Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’ movie (you know the one—it stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, and Christoph Waltz among others), and it’s called ‘Don Jon’s Addiction’. We’ve talked about it a bit here before. From an earlier post:

… [This is] Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, Don Jon’s Addiction. The film is about a porn-addicted character (portrayed by Joseph) who embarks on a quest to better himself and his circumstances. Scarlett Johansson was cast in one of the film’s leading roles, Julianne [Moore] in another.

If the theme and the A-list movie stars don’t get you to see the movie, there is a caveat here that might change your mind—Tony Danza’s in it, and no, I have no f-cking clue why either. Maybe he’ll be JGL’s porn sponsor or something. I could see that.

Anyway, the new film is said to be taking up so much of Joseph’s valuable time that he ultimately dropped out of Quentin Tarantino’s new project, Django Unchained, a slave-era drama …

And judging by the above photo, Joseph (who is also starring in the film as well as directing and producing it) will be playing a character based off of someone from ‘Jersey Shore‘. And that’s brilliant, even though it’s kind of disgusting and makes my skin crawl, and even seeing him in a t-shirt like that with weird-shaved hair just makes me think of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino even more, and then I remember the film’s porno premise and I want to vomit all over again.

This movie better be good—that’s all I can say. It better be worth this.

From In Touch:

Those closest to Britney worry The X-Factor opportunity will be just another rise before a fall – live, in front of millions of viewers. “Doing X Factor may lead her back into meltdown territory,” says a source. “She gets extremely nervous and anxious. She’s hard on herself and not very confident.”

Anything new, even positive developments like her engagement to Jason Trawick can rock the boat. “For her, it’s all input as stress,” explains the source. “This is a lot of change at once for Britney. She’s coming undone.”

Sources warn that Britney hasn’t healed 100 percent since her 2007/2008 breakdown. “She really is starting to seem loopy and not right,” admits a source close to Spears. “She is so happy one minute and sad and crying the next.” Adds a second source, “Her emotions are fragile. … She is very scared and overwhelmed by the thought of it. Now that she’s gotten financially stable again, she is starting to let loose and let old demons come out,” says a source.

At a friend’s crawfish-boil party in LA’s Brentwood neighborhood May 5, Spears showed up sporting cutoffs, a cropped top and no shoes – and proceeded to ignore the other guests while muttering obscenities to herself! Hanging out alone by the food, a source says, “she would sort of say to no one, ‘F–k it, I’m eating whatever I want. I don’t care.’ Everyone was wondering what was up.”

But yet “those closest” to Britney see this as just another paycheck for her, and by virtue, them, so they’re just going to let the chips fall where they may. That’s nice. And speaking of chips, this is Britney’s rider, which specifies that chicken, Doritos, soda, and masseurs are a necessity:

The ‘Toxic’ singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week.

She also wants 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week. According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.

I sure hope none of this is true (except for the food part. That all sounds good to me, especially the chicken part. YUM). I know you guys think that there’s this evil part of me that hopes for a(nother) very public breakdown for Britney, but I can honestly, 100% tell you that such part does not exist within me. We rag on Britney a lot here, just because she’s kind of been a staple in gossip for the past decade, but to hope that she melts down for ratings? That, my friends, is just pure ruthlessness incarnate. And it’s not very nice, either. No, when people fully realized that Britney was truly mentally unstable, all pushing her into doing things should have ceased immediately. It’s not like she was just another complete f-cking sociopath like Lindsay Lohan who’s never going to die or go to jail for real or ever be damaged in any way whatsoever.

Hope none of this is true, you guys, and that’s real talk right there.

Rose McGowan definitely got more work done on her face, and don’t even try to TELL ME that it’s because of a car accident again. [The Superficial]

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, kissing in public. At CANNES. [Lainey Gossip]

John Travolta in secret drag. [Cele|bitchy]

Nicole Kidman—Botoxy as ever or beautiful? [Cele|bitchy]

Claire de Lune announces debut album. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

What your favorite Michael Bay movie says about you. [Pajiba]

Worst TwitPic of the week: Rihanna. [Hollywood PQ]

… To go along perfectly with her worst hair. [theBERRY]

Conservatives say Kristen Stewart is “indecent.” [IDLYITW]

Sienna Miller‘s baby body. [INFDaily]

Kim Kardashian’s NSFW Cannes nipslip. [Celebslam]

And Michelle Rodriguez in the ugliest bikini I’ve ever seen. In Cannes. [Yeeeah]

Elton John hospitalized. [OMGBlog]

Kate Upton‘s kind of a butter-face, right? [Socialite Life]

PHOTOS: More Adrien Brody topless in Cannes. [Socialite Life]

Gay penguin couple finally gets an egg of their own. No, really. [The Frisky]

The ‘American Idol’ winner is already going to the hospital for surgery. [TMZ]

Sharon Stone is a nanny’s nightmare. [Lainey Gossip]

Bill Clinton and porn stars. Lots of them. [The Superficial]

See? Just like I thought, it was a total misunderstanding*. The Ukrainian reporter who attempted a kiss on Will Smith was interviewed exclusively by Hip Hollywood, and he claimed that the entire thing was blown out of proportion because it wasn’t even his intent to be getting all violating with Will Smith. About the incident, the reporter said:

“I do apologize for my behavior … Now I understand that it was too much. I tried to kiss him on the cheek, but he moved his head so fast, then it turned out as if I wanted to kiss him in the ear. It was chaotic. … Of course after analyzing the story, I can say it was emotional impulse. I deeply respect him as an actor. I just wanted to do something to impress him.”

You can watch the above two-minute-long-plus video of the reporter talking himself in circles and trying to make the public understand how much he admires Will’s body of work, and how he never meant it to be offensive, and how he just wanted to “impress” him (I’m still mulling that one over in my head, guys)

Alright? No harm done and everyone’s happy? I told you this guy’s not full of shit*. So can we bury the hatchet, now, Will? Would that be alright, you think?

*That’s a joke. This guy’s completely full of shit, but I still say that the second hit was unnecessary—the first was definitely enough to embarrass the dude and send him on his way.

That up there is a trick question, guys. Because there’s usually no “loving it” when it comes to Fantasia Barrino‘s fashion choices, and last night was definitely no exception. In case you guys didn’t watch ‘American Idol‘ this season because you think it’s complete crap these days (and if that’s the case, duh! Twinsies!), then you might not have known that last night was the season finale, and they crowned a guy by the name of Phillip Phillips as this year’s American Idol.

Fantasia showed up wearing this sequined catsuit (?), and while her performance with Joshua Ledet was pretty solid, there was nothing solid about this get-up.

In short, she’s looked way, way better.

Images courtesy of Celebuzz