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When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry

Jesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle's hot gardner/adultery partner on 'Desperate Housewives'. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this:  jesse-metcalfeJesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle's hot gardner/adultery partner on 'Desperate Housewives'. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this:      But now that Jesse has "relaxed' a bit, he looks like this:   His once taut pecs have now puckered into the sweetest of man boobs. No one ever warns these guys that once they spend all that time pumping the pecs up, they can't quit. As soon as you stop pumping iron they sag into mini mammaries. Someh...

Phelpsy Update!

michael-phelps Despite Beets fervent denials, Phelps was indeed smoking massive amounts of sticky icky out of that gigantic bong.    Olympic great Michael Phelps acknowledged "regrettable" behavior and "bad judgment" after a photo in a British newspaper Sunday showed him inhaling from a marijuana pipe. In a statement released to The Associated Press, the swimmer who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Games did not dispute the authenticity of the exclusive picture published Sunday by the tabloid New...

Kate Moss – Oscar Winner?

kate-moss At the age of 35 Kate Moss as conquered the realm of modeling, and now reportedly has her eye on acting. News of the World reports: The mum-of-one turned 35 last month and has told friends it’s time to movie on. And now her rock star boyfriend Jamie Hince, 39, has put her in touch with an agent in New York. A source close to her said: “She’s always had dreams of acting. Kate’s nervous but feels, with the right backing, she can make the transition from supermodel to Hollywood star....

‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Takes Top Honors at DGA Awards

frieda-pinto-_-dev-patel 'Slumdog Millionaire' stars Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel   'Slumdog Millionaire' - a.k.a. the little film that could - is back on track to win an Oscar next month. Recently allegations surfaced that Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog's' Director, had taken advantage of the young the film's child stars by paying them less than their due. Boyle managed to clear the air on that front, and with his victory last night reclaimed 1st place in the Oscar race. Almost every director that wins the DGA award go...

All My Jurassic Park Misgivings Are Proving True

ibex Telegraph UK is reporting that scientists have succeeded in using cloning technology to resurrect an extinct animal. Shortly before the Pyrenean Ibex or Bucardo was offically declared extinct in 2000, scientests preserved skin samples of the goat using liquid nitrogen. From that DNA, they were then able to replace missing genetic material with that of domestic goats and actually clone a female Ibex. Sadly, the newborn ibex kid died shortly after birth due to physical defects in its lungs. O...

Lisa Loeb Lucky In Love

lisa-loeb People has reported that Lisa Loeb wed boyfriend Roey Hershkovitz in a traditional Jewish Ceremony last night. Loeb and Hershkovitz dated for roughly two years before getting engaged in November of '08. Congrats to the happy couple!  I think I still have Tails, her debut CD, floating around somewhere. I played it for some 3 months straight when I first got it....

Lindsay Still Ignoring Father’s Advice

linds-ronson Lohan and Ronson alert! Whackadaddy famewhore foiled again! Despite Michael Lohan's rants about Sam Ronson and her poisonous influence over Linds, the two still appear to be quietly dating. Pics (and Evil Beet reader eyewitness accounts) show Ronson appearing to be alone at her last gig, but the couple were definitely together at the Maxim Superbowl Party so I would presume that the lesbian love affair is still going strong....

Britney Spears Granted Restraining Orders

britney-spears Britney Spears has been granted restraining orders against her former manager, Sam Lufti, and one-time pap fling Adnan Ghalib. Access Hollywood reports that Britney's lawyers had a court date for Monday, but went in early - this past Friday - in order to speed up the process. According to court papers Britney requested protection from Lufti and Ghalib, implying that she or her father Jamie may have seen them as a threat to her recent success. A restraining order was also granted against a third man...

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Needs To Get His Mojo Back

  jonathan-7    After "Bend It Like Beckham" I thought Jonathan was super hot. He had eyes that could melt ice. Now...he's kinda freaking me out a little. His facial hair of late is odd, unflattering, and reminiscent of what I imagine a real life 'Dirty Sanchez' would look like. He used to be able to work it, but now not so much. Ever since he started playing power hungry, delusional Henry VII on 'The Tudors" he's been a little "off". His facial expressions swing from supreme paranoia, to blank ind...

Kendra Wilkinson Singles Herself Out

kendra-wilkinson Access Hollywood reports that Kendra Wilkinson - she of 'Girls Next Door' and Hef bashing/backtracking fame - is filming her own reality show. No word yet on which network will be airing the program, but I'm sure E! is all over that shit. They love giving shows to vaguely annoying people with oversized balloon like body parts. The show will follow Kendra's moves in the industry post -"Girls", and will most likely show her preparing for her upcoming wedding. Kendra is engaged to the Eagles' Hank ...

How Is This Better Than Just Getting Old?

suzanne-somers Suzanne Somers went on Oprah and lost her damn mind. She showed what I'm sure was a cringing audience her entire routine (with the exception of the vaginal injection) on air, which includes some 40 pills, hormone rubdowns, and exceptional suppression of the gag reflex (pssst it's the secret to her marriage). Somers claims that doing this helps her beat the “Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up.” Fox News   She begins with rubbing ...

Heath’s Insurance Settles a Year Later

heath-ledger Heath Ledger's Life Insurance company was able to reach an agreement with his estate and finally agreed to pay out his life insurance policy. Heath's last documents were drawn up prior to his relationship with Michelle Williams, and so they made no provision for her, or the couple's young daughter, Matilda. Heaths family pledged to take care of Michelle and the child, and the company's initial refusal to pay out prompted several of the late actor's friends to start a trust for the little girl.   ...