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Sit There and Look Pretty

tom-brady Gisele is Harper Bazaar's cover story for April and she had some interesting things to say about her new hubby, Tom Brady.  In the cover story of Harper Bazaar's April issue, Bundchen says Tom Brady, her new husband, is "very naive, almost like a child." "One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent," she adds. "He sees the world with colored glasses. He's very strong and focused in his job, but he's so sensitive." Awww. That is so cute. Tom Brady...

Mmm, Is There Something You’d Like to Tell Us, Harry?

  prince-harry  Prince Harry was spotted wearing bright pink nail polish the other night. This, combined with the face that he "was drinking Vodka Red Bull and Vodka Apples" lead me to conclude that this is not his first and only foray into feminine things. I bet he likes to feel a little satin between his royal cheeks every now and again.  Even when guys typically do wear nail polish they tend to go for black. It takes a real man to wear fluorescent pink though....

Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

michael-jackson-i When hundreds of thousands of people shell out their hard earned cash in the midst of a recession to watch a reanimated corpse dance that's a sign that the world is about to end, right? BBC tallied the numbers and came up with this:   Tickets sold at a rate of around 11 per second, promoters said - when they went on sale to the public on Friday. Some 360,000 tickets were sold to registered fans before sales opened on Friday morning. Organisers say the This Is It tour has become the ...

They Need Anti-Aging Creams for the Brain

brain2 Old age begins (in the brain) at the ripe old age of 27. According to scientists, our mental abilities begin to decline from the age of 27 after reaching a peak at 22. The researchers studied 2,000 men and women aged 18 to 60 over seven years. The people involved – who were mostly in good health and well-educated – had to solve visual puzzles, recall words and story details and spot patterns in letters and symbols. At age 27 scientists saw a significant decline in responses to tests...

Top Model Contestants Strive for Authenticity

tyra-banks It's not enough to just act crazy when the Tyra Mail comes or when the camera pans in your direction. The "models" have decided that you have to be willing to pull major shenanigans or cut a bitch just to get in the door. Apparently, there was some scuffling amongst the model hopefuls waiting for to audition, and this was compounded by the fact that chicks were pissing in cups and fainting because they heard that if you step out of line you can't get back in. The thing that really set it off th...

Phelpsy’s Free!

michael-phelps Hoorah! Micheal Phelps is free to swim once again after his pot-induced suspension. He came out of the incident mostly unharmed, only losing one endorsement (Kellogg's) but he's "angry" about how the incident was portrayed in the tabloids. If he was angry about that, imagine how pissed he's gonna be in a few months with the ish is legal anyway! When asked about how he felt about the media reaction Phelps said “I have come to realize that people want to bring you up but more people want to b...

PETA Jumps the Shark

 george-clooney  NY Daily News is reporting that PETA wants to make tofu flavored with Eau De George Clooney. Someone sent PETA a towel soaked in the actor's perspiration – apparently picked up at a Washington D.C. gym – and now the organization has proposed using a new-fangled gastronomic technology to convert the scent into a flavor. And they've dubbed it "CloFu." They're hoping that Clooney's naturally charismatic aroma will attract new fans for the much maligned tofu, which is often described as b...

Cultural Bastardization is More Fun When Set to Music

The official 'Jai Ho' Video has been released. I especially like how suit man (A.R. Rahman) just had to make the same soulful singing face while walking nowhere. The song seems to go on waaaaay to long though. The official 'Jai Ho' Video has been released. I especially like how suit man (A.R. Rahman) just had to make the same soulful singing face while walking nowhere. The song seems to go on waaaaay to long though. ...

Russell Brand is My Hero (for the Day)

russell-brand Underneath all his swarthy, unwashed pirate swag Russell Brand is an intelligent, intuitive, incorrigible human being and for that I love him. You see, Russell saw this supposed 'autobiography' put out by Miley Cyrus and he's simply not having it.  "Miley Cyrus?" the 33-year-old star said when he was informed about her tome. "She's only been alive half an hour. What's she going to say: 'The womb was warm?'" "It's nice in there. There's all sorts of fluids," he continued criticizing Mi...

The New David Spade?

jamie-kennedy Jamie Kennedy has been watching the Spadester (Hollywood's Sneak Attack Stallion) and taking detailed notes. Much like David he's channeled all his funny harmless man mojo into dating increasingly attractive women. In the past he's been linked to Paris Hilton, Mena Suvari, Christa Campbell, Heidi Mueller and now Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yes, that's Jennifer Love Just-Broke-Off-My-Engagement Hewitt. Now, knowing what we know about Jen's dating history, she seems like she usually goes more ...
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