Today's Evil Beet Gossip

BREAKING: Taylor Swift Talks About Love

A photo of Taylor Swift I'm just going to tell you guys the same thing that I've had to tell my mom over and over: I love you, I really do, and I respect your opinions, and I'm so thankful for all you've done for me, but I'm a grown woman, I can make my own choices, and I need you to get off my jock. That's what I've told her every single time she's questioned one of my life choices, and that's what I'm telling you now. I love talking about Taylor Swift. Probably I'll never stop talking about Taylor Swift. But I n...

Rihanna Had A Very Happy Thanksgiving with Chris Brown

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown From Us Weekly: Rihanna is giving thanks to Chris Brown. Despite traveling to seven countries in seven days for her over-the-top 777 tour-- which wrapped in NYC on Tuesday Nov. 20 -- the Barbados-born pop star wasn't content to stay in one place for the American holiday. "All alone in my big ole jet!!! See u soon lover," the "Diamonds" singer, 24,tweeted Wednesday beneath a shot in which she sits alone on a private plane. Her destination: Berlin, Germany, where on-and-off beau Brown...

Two Guys Broke Each Other’s Bones for Halle Berry

A photo of Halle Berry Ok, this is going to be kind of complicated, since we don't really pay attention to Halle Berry over here, but it's a pretty big story, so let's play catch-up, just in case you don't know the back story. See, Halle has this kid, Nahla, with professional hot ass, Gabriel Aubry. They broke up, and Gabriel still wanted to see his daughter, but Halle wanted to make it difficult. The custody battle started over two years ago. So Halle meets this other dude, Olivier Martinez, and they got engage...

Good Morning, Here’s A Picture of Kimye Kissing

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Yesterday, we celebrated the things we are thankful for. Personally, I was especially thankful for my family, including my darling fur babies, and banana pudding. Lots and lots of banana pudding. I was unthankful for my incredibly bitchy cousin and her equally bitchy husband who openly rolled their eyes and laughed when everyone else told me how great I looked (pink hair! Ha ha, I'm a miserable bitch!), but I was thankful for her banana pudding. I was also thankful for this incredibly won...

Also, Emma Stone Has A Sex Tape

A photo of Emma Stone From Radar: Emma Stone has a sex tape, and it's not with her Amazing Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. While the Easy A actress is known more as a comedic sweetheart than a sultry sexpot, a close insider says Emma, 24, has a wild streak that has culminated itself in the form of a homemade sex romp on video. "Emma Stone has a sex tape and that's a fact," the source told RadarOnline.com. "She made it long before she started dating Andre...

Get Goopy This Holiday Season!

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow Guys. I don't know when it happened, but it's the holidays. Like right now. For my fellow Americans, tomorrow is Thanksgiving (which I like because of the sentiment and because I get to see my family, but, like, I'm not in love with turkey and stuffing is gross), and then in just a couple of weeks there will be a big ol' slew of holidays! Holidays that you'll probably get some gifts for! And, tell me, what could possibly be a better gift than one of Gwyneth Paltrow's special Goopy items? ...

Kristen Stewart Wants to Be A Bond Girl, Daniel Craig Says No

A photo of Daniel Craig Ok, so let's start at the beginning here. Kristen Stewart was doing an interview, and at one point the guy asked her if she'd ever be a Bond girl. Here's what she said: “I’m not sure, I would love to read a few graphs of the script. I choose my roles really instinctually (sic). I would really have to connect with the material.” Right? And when she was pressed, she "I don't know, maybe," and when she was asked again, she said "yes, hell yes." So we know that Kristen Stewart has either a vague inte...

So Karl Lagerfeld Drew This Weird Picture of Obama

A photo of Karl Lagerfeld Sorry, but this is one of the times where I tell you the whole story in the headline. There's no corresponding interview, there's just no other information here besides the fact that Karl Lagerfeld drew this weird picture of Obama and it was published in a German newspaper. Here it is: Yes, that's President Obama in a chef outfit. And yes, he's carrying a cake shaped like the White House. I can't tell you why. I can't give you any further explanation. I can only tell you that t...

Justin Bieber Won’t Get in Trouble for Punching A Photographer

A photo of Justin Bieber From TMZ: Justin Bieber has a lot to be thankful for ... not only is he back in Selena's good graces -- he won't be charged for allegedly beating up a paparazzo ... TMZ has learned. We broke the story ... Justin was a suspect in a misdemeanor battery, after a photog claimed he and the singer got into a physical altercation back in May on the mean streets of Calabasas.  The photog called 911 and filed a police report. We've learned the L.A. County D.A. will NOT file criminal charges, b...

Miley Cyrus Cut Her Hair Again

A photo of Miley Cyrus No, again. She cut all her hair off a few months ago, as if we could ever forget, but just recently she got another haircut. And it's kind of radical: Now let's check out a different angle: Not to be a negative Nancy, but I really hate this. I think it's stupid and awful, and that says a lot, because I really liked her short hair before. This new cut is just too much. As always, if she's happy with it, I'm happy for her, and goodness knows I'd love to have the nerve to do something that dr...