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2Behind the Scenes of Courtney Stodden’s “Reality” Music Video

Can I say, first, how very disappointed I am that Courtney‘s doing a music video for “Reality”, and not a brand-new, super amped version of “Don’t Put It on Me, Girl”? Because oh oh oh, how beautiful would it be if we had a wonderful, up to date video to jam along with this, my very favorite Courtney Stodden song:

But alas, she’s not, so let’s just collectively hope that the video for “Reality” is a complete success so maybe she’ll continue creating beautiful things for the rest of her touching, thought-provoking musical projects. Cross your fingers right now, OK?

Video courtesy of Celebuzz

January 7, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

5Quotables: Courteney Cox Calls David Arquette Her “Best Friend”, I Roll My Eyes

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He’s my best friend in the world. I love him. … I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean … it’s hard. I don’t recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we’ve both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.

Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she’s probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it, so she’s trying to justify it to us peons.

It’s OK, girl. I know there’s probably some slim pickins these days on the set of ‘Cougar Town’ (that’s still on TV, right?), so we’ll let it slide.

… This time. We’ll let it slide this time. Get your shit together, alright?

January 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah


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Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial]

Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip]

Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah]

… And this is who’s making the aforementioned Justin Bieber smoke all the pot. [Starpulse]

Wine is classy. [theBERRY]

Heidi Klum never wants to wake up next to a twenty-five year-old. [Cele|bitchy]

Pete Doherty’s penis. [Bohomoth]

Brandi Glanville gave away her wedding dress. [Amy Grindhouse]

How to drink a lot more water. [The Frisky]

Kristen Wiig is turning into Drew Barrymore. [Splash]

And cue shirtlessness in three … two … one …. [Socialite Life]

The new Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam]

How Taylor and Harry celebrated the New Year. [Lainey Gossip]

Yes, quite happy, actually. [The Superficial]

Julianne Hough is in a bikini, says she was sexually abused as a child. [The Blemish]

Pippa Middleton: not a best-selling author. [IDLYITW]

Blind Item: Celebrity who really needs to lay off the bottle. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Amber Rose’s new BFF. [Bossip]

I forgot all about Simple Plan. [Hollywood PQ]

January 7, 2013 at 8:30 am by Sarah
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4Mila Kunis is Probably Already Sick of Ashton Kutcher’s Sh-t

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But of course, how could she not be? He‘s allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she’s supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like … well, this? Sure, that’s fair. Completely fair.

But even though you might want to chalk Mila’s “whatever” face up to the idea that maybe Ashton’s just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it’s not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless—it says a lot. It actually says things like how Mila’s probably got the upper hand in this situation, and how she’s really only using Ashton for sex and maybe a little public humiliation. It says how Ashton is just a miserable asshole who doesn’t even look happy when his girlfriend looks like this, and just how pathetic that is:

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See? Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. All I know is that if you can’t please everyone, then you should probably just punch Ashton Kutcher in the face, because that seems appropriate in almost any circumstance.

January 7, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah

3Love It or Leave It: Katharine McPhee’s Confusing Outfit

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Why’s it confusing, you ask? Because I’m not sure if girlfriend’s trying to rip off Courtney Love‘s style, or if she just wants to look like Christina Ricci. In either case, she’s not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I’d recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she’s trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: Katharine McPhee is a statuesque 5’8″, whereas Christina Ricci is a mere 5’1″).

This is what Katharine wore during the recent TCA press conference in Los Angeles, where she talked about her new show, ‘Smash’, and oh my God do I hate it. No really—I actually pretty much hate it. Katharine McPhee is a beautiful girl who can generally do no wrong (when it comes to looking beautiful; I’m not going to touch the subject of her acting with a ten-foot pole), but this entire getup is so, so wrong on so, so many levels.

Katharine McPhee’s onesie/dress thing—love it or leave it?

January 7, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Katharine McPhee

10Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Probably Broke Up

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See this picture of Eva Mendes? It’s the second sad-looking picture that’s come out since New Year’s Eve, and what’s more is the fact that Ryan and Eva didn’t even spend the New Year together. Nope, Eva celebrated the arrival of 2013 all by her lonesome (and even her lonesome is looking pretty damn sad these days, too).

Word on the street is that there’s trouble in paradise, and by “paradise,” I mean “Ryan Gosling’s pants,” because even more reliable sources haven’t seen the couple together in actual weeks, save for some apparent custodial visits of Ryan’s dog, George. Here’s George—and don’t mind Eva’s pants; it would appear that she really likes these pants a lot, because the following photo was actually taken over a month ago:

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I feel sad for Eva. … No, really, I do. Can you imagine what it’d feel like to be Ryan Gosling’s steady for a moment in time only to lose him for [insert frivolous reason here]? I’ll bet it kind of feels like some scenes in ‘Titantic’. Namely, the part where Jack Dawson’s hanging off the front of the massive vessel, screaming, “I’m the king of the world!” I’ll bet it probably felt partially like that while they were dating. That all probably felt pretty good. I also bet that it maybe felt like when Rose DeWitt Bukater was watching Jack’s lifeless body float away in the end of the movie, quietly sobbing, “I’ll never let go, Jack. … Never let go.” Probably that, too, because I know if Ryan Gosling left me in a pile of dumped rubble, I’d be writhing and begging and possibly wanting to drown myself, too.

Last, here’s an interview from last year with Ryan and George on the Jimmy Kimmel show that’s actually really, really funny. I laughed out loud—it’s too cute:

January 7, 2013 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling