Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kathy Griffin Acts Like a Ho on National Television

photo of kathy griffin giving anderson cooper head on tv pictures Hey, Happy Belated New Year! Did you guys watch the ball drop this past Monday night? Gosh, I didn't even make it to 10:30 this year, but I guess when you have the stomach flu, that's to be expected. I spent more time in the bathroom this weekend than really anywhere else, so when I heard that Kathy Griffin was all but fellating Anderson Cooper on CNN, I felt really, really good about where I'd virtually rung in the New Year. Reportedly, Kathy thought it'd be cute and funny to pretend to go do...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian Says Pregnancy is Hard, Guys

photo of kim kardashian pregnancy pictures photos I take lots of naps. Actually I feel really good. This New Year is just about being happy and healthy and that’s what I plan on doing. I wouldn’t say that pregnancy has been easy but there's been no morning sickness. When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would disagree. I think from this stage on it does become easier and funner but it’s just adjusting. ... Even my sister has made it look so easy and it’s not as easy as people think. It’s a little painful, there’s a lo...

Hey, So Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner Actually Got Married!

photo of crystal harris wedding dress pictures And on New Year's Eve, too, just like everyone said. Go figure---it actually happened this time. Anyway, this is Crystal Harris and her newly (even more) jacked face on her wedding day to poor, frail Hugh Hefner, who I'm starting to pity more and more as the days go by. That dress sure is pretty though, huh? The couple got married at the Playboy mansion earlier this week, and this is what Hugh the Man had to say about his newest blushing bride: "Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve...

Happy New Year! 13 Headlines I Hope to Write in 2013

photo of leann rimes eddie cibrian pregnant pictures 1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a baby, name it Lizzy Jr. 2. Kim Kardashian finally gets that divorce, forgets to marry Kanye West 3. Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for eight months, stays in jail for eight months 4. Amy Winehouse returns to life, says the jokes on Blake Fielder-Civil 5. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: Reunited and It Feels So Good 6. Beyonce finally admits to using a surrogate 7. Taylor Swift settles down and marries ... someone---it doesn't really m...

So I’m Pretty Sure This Would Be LeAnn Rimes’ “Friend,” “Lizzy”

photo of leann rimes lizzy and eddie cibrian pictures ... Ask and you shall receive, right? This is Eddie, LeAnn, and Lizzy upon arrival at Cabo San Lucas yesterday after their quick jaunt to Nashville. I'm with commenter 'Guest' when I ask, "Why does LeAnn have to bring Lizzy on every trip that she and Eddie take?" The funny thing is that the couple (Eddie and LeAnn, not Eddie and Lizzy or Lizzy and LeAnn) are in Cabo for a "romantic vacation," but why bring Lizzy? Is she going to watch Eddie's children while Eddie and LeAnn do romantic couple things, or is there something more happening here? ... Oh. What's that? The kids ar...

Jessica Simpson Wants You to Know She Looks Like This Now

photo of jessica simpson pictures tweet baby bump pic The Twitter caption?: Bumpin' and proud So what are we guessing here, four months pregnant? Three? I know that pregnant ladies who were pregnant almost immediately prior to becoming pregnant again sometimes have that extra-big, extra-early belly happening (I mean, even Jess's boobs might be pregnant this time around), but I don't really think that Jess could be any further than four months, if even three. Either way, she does look pretty great. I wonder how things are going to turn ...

I’m Sure Lindsay’s Coked Out of Her Mind Here

photo of lindsay lohan fur coat london pictures And God, I hate myself for even saying this, but doesn't she look good here? With the obvious exception of that horrific coat she's wearing, Lindsay looks good, and I don't even know how that can be possible despite all of the things that she's done to her face and her nose and her hair and her teeth. Lindsay, as I mentioned yesterday, is taking up space in London, and for what? Well, some sources are saying it's to be "close" to her "boyfriend," Max George of the Wanted, and others are saying, ...