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Michelle Williams Should Probably Punch Lindsay Lohan in Lindsay Lohan’s Stupid Face Right About Now

photo of lindsay lohan pictures So, to preface all of this f-ckery, can I just remind you about how Lindsay Lohan always tried to make it seem like she was Heath Ledger's one true love, and how she was just so genuinely devastated when he passed, which was five years ago yesterday? Because she did, even up until this past December, because that's Lindsay: she can't leave well enough alone, and whenever anyone's getting any kind of publicity (even when they're dead), she's got to go ahead and insert herself in any way she can. ...

Leonardo DiCaprio Quits Acting, Too

photo of leonardo dicaprio pictures From Page Six: This could be Leonardo DiCaprio’s last awards season for a while. The actor has announced he’s retiring from acting indefinitely. “I’m a little bit drained,” he told German newspaper Bild. “I am now going to take a long long break.” After doing three films in two years – Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and the recently-finished The Wolf of Wall Street – DiCaprio says, “I’m just worn out.” Publicity tours for those films still loom, however, bu...

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photo of lindsay lohan pictures Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is paying for it all. And he doesn't know how true that statement really is. [The Superficial] Michelle Obama's glorious inauguration gown. [Bitten and Bound] Highlights from said ball, if you missed it. [Starpulse] Kate Upton does Mercedes-Benz. [Hollywood PQ] Chunky, funky big dogs. [OMGBlog] Adele shops for her baby. [Socialite Life] Leonardo DiCaprio to the rescue. [Celebslam] Jennifer Lawrence is a trendsetter. [Yeeeah] Megan Fox is a sacrif...

Ryan and Eva: Still Together, Now With Photos

photo of ryan gosling pictures photos Where's Eva, though? She in the back stuffing her face with convenience store pizza? F-ck no. No, I'll grudgingly show you where she's at: Grr. There she is. She's waiting outside with the dog, George, who is also inseparable from Eva, like his silly, deluded owner. Last. Those motherf-cking pants. Third time in a damn month, and while it would be OK if the pants were actually nice, they're not. They look like something my five-year-old wears, and while they're totally cute and adorabl...

Lindsay’s Real Excited to Be With Max from The Wanted, Huh?

photo of lindsay lohan max the wanted pictures What the hell is this? Is this a victory dance or something? The old "I got a man!" strut? That what this is all about? Gang signs? Nose-picking? Peek-a-boo? I don't get it. Thing is, I thought Max was done with Lindsay. He did, after all, say a few weeks ago that there were no "babies on the horizon." No, he really did. In an interview with E!, Max said this about Lindsay: She was good to party with, but there's definitely not going to be any babies on the horizon. And a mere week a...

Don’t Worry, Brandi Glanville Has Stuff to Say About LeAnn Rimes, Too

photo of LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville pictures From Radar Online: Brandi Glanville, appearing on Monday night’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, called LeAnn Rimes “insane” in reference to the singer’s latest tell-all interview. Brandi implied LeAnn’s been crying wolf with her cavalcade of emotional, no-holds-barred interviews – the latest with Entertainment Tonight, in which she discussed her fears of losing husband Eddie Cibrian, and her stint in rehab for stress and anxiety. “Everyday there’s a tell-all,” Brandi sa...

Lana Del Rey Wants to Be Angelina Jolie, is a Weird, Dead Mannequin Instead

photo of lana del rey pictures From France's Madam Figaro, Lana Del Rey on trying to get past her crazy augmented face and seeing that she's a real live person: Music was my passion, but my work with this foundation is more important. I myself had the chance to be [helped by an establishment]. Helping others now feels like it’s my turn to give something back. I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie. Like her, I think fame is nothing in itself, but it can be put to good use – by using it to generate money for charity f...