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Beyonce Didn’t Really Sing The National Anthem Yesterday

Yesterday at the Inauguration ceremony, Beyonce had the honor of singing the national anthem with the Marine Corp Band. According to some of my friends, and me too, I guess, her performance was kind of "meh." It was good, of course, because it was Beyonce, but some people thought that it could have been better. Everybody loved the part where she ripped out her ear piece, of course. But none of it matters, because she was lip syncing the whole damn thing. A spokesperson for the Marine Corp Band said tha...

Quotables: Taylor Swift Is A Liar

A photo of Taylor Swift "I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence. Independence is something I’ve always needed, from when I was young, but I love the idea of romance and falling in love. I’ve never really had a long relationship. So that’s something I think about for the future. It’s a...

You Guys Are Really Embarrassing Taylor Swift

A photo of Taylor Swift It's time to lay off, you guys. So Taylor Swift has dated a few guys. So what? That's no reason to make fun of her. We should be focusing on her music, not her personal life. She's really talented! And she works very hard! And you know, I doubt she even wants us to know about her love life. So just think about that the next time you're making some joke at poor Taylor's expense. For shame, guys. For shame. From Radar: Taylor Swift has thick skin, but all the public mockery and j...

We Were So Close to Seeing Lindsay on Dancing with the Stars

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan's ego might be her downfall -- because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do "Dancing with the Stars" ... because she doesn't want to do reality TV. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season -- offers that maxed out at $550,000. But Lindsay -- who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes -- shut them down, telling friends she'd never consider doing reality TV ... s...

James Franco Wrote A Poem About Obama

A photo of James Franco I need you all to stop what you're doing, right this very second. Stop listening to music. If you have the TV on in the background, turn it off. If you're at work or otherwise in public, tell everyone to be very quiet. You need to concentrate on a work of brilliance. James Franco wrote a poem about President Obama titled "Obama in Asheville." I can't really describe it, but I'm going to go ahead and show you my favorite stanza: I met Obama once, in D.C., the Correspondents’ Dinner...

Is Anybody Going to See That Lovelace Movie?

Note: Lovelace is the movie about Linda Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried. There was another Linda Lovelace biopic that was supposed to happen - Inferno, starring Lindsay Lohan, if you can believe it - but nothing has happened with it. So, once again, we're talking about the actual Linda Lovelace movie. Not the shady one with Lindsay. Got it? Anyway, I definitely want to see this movie. I love Amanda Seyfried, and Linda Lovelace's story is definitely interesting. But did I mention that I love Amanda Seyfried? And how I think she's actu...

Forget What You Heard: Kim And Beyonce Are Best Friends

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Beyonce I don't know where anybody ever got the idea that Beyonce hates Kim Kardashian. I mean, that's just ludicrous. So what if the idea of Beyonce befriending Kim doesn't make any sense in any universe? So what? That was a really big conclusion for you to jump to, and I'm sort of ashamed. So is Kim. From Rumor Fix: Kim Kardashian says that rumors Beyonce can’t stand her are not true. When Kim first began dating B’s friend, rapper and producer Kanye West, tabloids and gossip blogs claimed that Be...

Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Ready for Kids

A photo of Katy Perry and John Mayer Katy Perry and John Mayer started dating sometime in July of last year. Since then, they've broken up a few times, been photographed together a few times, and so now they're totally ready to start having babies. Obviously. Katy Perry is reportedly preparing "her body and mind" to have a baby. Since going public with their relationship in December, Katy has been inseparable from her boyfriend John Mayer. The pop star is completely taken with John, with claims she is considering starting a family with her beau. "She's gained a few pounds," a sourc...

Chris Brown Made The Cover of Rihanna’s Latest Single

A photo of Chris Brown and Rihanna Yep, that's the cover for Rihanna's new single, "Stay." Even though it's kind of a shitty photo, you can make out Chris Brown's neck. See the tattoos and the chain? Classic Chris Brown. But this really tickles me because of that interview she did with Complex, remember? Last week, we learned that when Rihanna is asked about her relationship with Chris, she'll tell you that "it's nobody's business." But you know what? After she made that statement, the interviewer pressed the question, and here's wha...

Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Wear

A photo of Courtney Stodden Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you're supposed to wear at church. Granted, I'm sure the dress code isn't exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I'm also pretty sure I have a good idea about what's in the realm of appropriateness. Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate. She posted this photo with the caption "Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!" So, uh, there's that. I don't know, guys, it's been ...

Maybe We Should Be Keeping An Eye on Britney

A photo of Britney Spears This just isn't good, guys. It makes me feel worried. It makes me feel like, at any minute, Britney could give herself another haircut and start going crazy all over again. You know what I'm talking about, right? It's the fact that she's about a quarter of an inch away from showing her nipples in public. I know, that seems like kind of a small thing, but just think back to when Britney used to show her girly parts on the regular. Those weren't good times. That's a place we don't want to b...

Jennifer Lopez Adopted A Dog with Her Little Baby Boyfriend!

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez We already knew that this relationship was serious. I mean, I'm pretty positive that Jennifer Lopez is going to make Casper propose to her relatively soon - at the very least, before the year is through. But I think we can all agree that dog adoption is an especially serious step in any relationship, right? But guys, look at the dog: Oh my god. You probably can't even comprehend right off how cute this little puppy is, so probably come back and look at this picture a few times throughout the even...
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