Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Need to Talk About Anna Kendrick

A photo of Anna Kendrick Here's why we need to talk about her, ready? Because I LOVE HER. I loved her in the Twilight movies, where she played Bella's dumb friend. I loved her in 50/50, where she played Joseph Gordon-Levitt's therapist/lover. I loved her in Paranorman, which, if you haven't seen it, is just amazing. I really, really loved her in Pitch Perfect, because Pitch Perfect is one of my new favorites (expect a story about why we need to talk about Rebel Wilson soon). I think that this Anna Kendrick is just a delight. But ...

Jason Trawick Broke Up with Britney’s Dad First

A photo of Jason Trawick and Britney Spears Warning: this story is really, really gross and it will make you feel exceedingly sad for Britney Spears. It was also probably make you hate Jason Trawick, as well as Britney's dad. You know, if you didn't already. From Radar: Britney Spears’ professional life and finances aren’t the only things that are controlled by her conservators. In fact, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the Toxic singer, 31, had very little to do with the decision process regarding her split...

Lindsay ALMOST Went to Jail Today

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay's lawyer is a saint. Wait, I mean her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the one she fired for no good reason. The new one kind of sucks. Here's what happened: Lindsay had a court date this morning. The judge said that either Lindsay herself had to be there, or she could have a lawyer there on her behalf. But Lindsay isn't even in California, and she just fired her Californian lawyer. Her new lawyer practices in New York, and he'd have to go through this whole procedure to be able to do anything in L.A. You see where the problem is? With no one in court in Linds...

Taylor Swift Is So Over Miley Cyrus

A photo of Taylor Swift A lot of you guys have been saying that Taylor Swift is going to have this epic meltdown soon, and while I always believed you, it was always more of a "huh, yeah" kind of belief as opposed to an "OMG yes" belief. But OMG, you guys. I am a total believer now. Take, for instance, Taylor's demeanor at the Golden Globes on Sunday. There was her bitch giggle at Adele, of course, but I also saw, after looking through several photos, that she never really smiled at all during the event. And ...

Lindsay Fired Her Lawyer, Screwed Up A Plea Deal

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Ok, so you know how for the past couple years, Lindsay Lohan has committed a lot of crimes? And you know how, even though she did all those crimes, she hasn't really been in jail all that much? That's largely thanks to her awesome lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. That lady has had a really rough time, but she's always managed to help (???) Lindsay out in a major way. So Lindsay fired her. Natch. What happened was Lindsay hired a lawyer in New York - a guy who was once suspended from practi...

What Britney Needs Right Now Is A Good Conservatorship

A photo of Britney Spears Oh, she already has a conservatorship? That's good, because it's not going anywhere. Not ever. From Radar: When Britney Spears broke off her engagement to her manager/fiance Jason Trawick she also ended any hopes of the conservatorship her father Jamie Spears has over her ending anytime soon, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “There are absolutely no plans to petition the court for the conservatorship to end,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “It is highly unlikely it will end for at least another ye...

Justin Bieber Is Just The Worst

A photo of Justin Bieber So Justin Bieber has this thing about wearing saggy britches. And not just regular saggy britches, no. Saggy britches like this: I know, aren't those the most awful pants you've ever seen? That's part of why he's the worst. The other part of why he's the worst is because of that picture up at the very top, the one where he's in the skintight jeans. He posted that picture on Instagram and said "To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that." What a little bitch. But really, all that tight pants pictur...