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Who’s The Hottest Man in Music?

A photo of David Bowie

Unfortunately, no, it’s not David Bowie, because it’s not 1973 and the world is not fair. But you know, I’m not going to put who it really is right at the very beginning. That wouldn’t be any fun at all.

Before we get started guessing, let me tell you how this guy was selected. Heat magazine did this big poll to find the world’s sexiest man, right? The winner was Tom Daley – a British diver, go figure – and behind him were people like Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling and David Beckham. But we’re talking about the musician that got the highest ranking: the hottest man in music today. Who could it be?

I can think of tons of hot dudes in music, ok, let’s just be real. You can, too. It’s not hard. But I want you to think about who the absolute hottest is. Who is the guy who is the most attractive to the most people? Any guesses?

Harry Styles. It’s Harry Styles. No, really, it’s Taylor Swift‘s 18-year-old ex-boyfriend from that boy band, One Direction. It’s this guy:

A photo of Harry Styles

I’ll admit, he’s pretty cute, but so are bunnies. I wouldn’t call bunnies “hot,” and it would kind of creep me out if you did. But that face right there … that’s the hottest the music world has to offer these days. Just let that sink in for a minute. The absolute hottest.

I am so, so disappointed with the world.

Octomom Wants to Do More Porn!

A photo of Nadya Suleman

Ok, I’ll be honest with you: that’s not exactly what she said. Octomom didn’t just come right out and say that she’s interested in masturbating on camera again. But she did allude to it, and I still think it’s very possible.

First things first – did you know that Octomom’s porn just won an award? It was announced Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the AVN Awards, which is actually kind of a big deal. Huffington Post asked her about it, and here’s what she had to say:

“Seriously, it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic — what an honor. Hopefully, this award will open doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie. It helped me grow into a woman. ‘Octomom Home Alone’ is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award. I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”

And when they asked if she had any other pornos up her sleeve, she said “as of right now, no. But you never know.” Which, of course, means yes. Right? If you genuinely didn’t have any other plans, you’d just be like “nah, I’m done,” but that coy little “you never know” always makes me think that I do know, and this time, the answer is yes.

Do you think the world can even handle this?

Kim Kardashian Thinks Being A Mom Is “Boring And Miserable”

A photo of Kim Kardashian

Did you guys watch the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami? You probably didn’t. But if you did, you’d know that Kim said some really mean things about Kourtney, and about mothers in general. Keep in mind that this was filmed just a few months before Kim got pregnant herself.

From The Daily Mail:

She announced at the end of last month that she is expecting, her first child, but before falling pregnant it seems that the idea of having a baby terrified Kim Kardashian.

On Monday night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the middle Kardashian sister lashed out at Kourtney for being what she called a ‘slob-kabob’.

Kim confessed to her best friend Jonathan Cheban: ‘She literally is like Octomom. It’s so overwhelming, it’s even made me second guess wanting to have kids.’

She added: ‘I would die if I had kids right now.’

Jonathan assured the reality star that she would ‘be a great mother’, but did imply the 32-year-old ought to start worrying about ageing.

‘You act like you literally have 500 kids,’ Kim told her sister when she saw her in sweatpants during the afternoon one day.

‘Talk to me once you have a child,’ Kourtney, 33, hit back.

But when she later attempted to wear a printed dress, Kim referenced Three’s Company with the words: ‘That was like, Mrs. Roper status.’

As usual, Kim took things too far, when she described Kourtney – and all mothers for that matter – as having ‘boring and miserable lives’.

She told the mother-of-two over dinner: ‘Mom life is so torturous. I have a whole new perspective on how boring and miserable your lives are.

‘If you knew how boring you’d become, would you still have had kids?’

A furious Kourtney stormed out of the restaurant after the cruel comments and called Kim ‘a bitch’, telling her she can find her ‘own ride home’.

Eventually, Kim took Kourtney to dinner to apologize, and told her that she’d been so mean because she was worried about her own fertility, which she knew she had problems with. But still, is that the bitchiest conversation you’ve ever heard or what?

I don’t have kids, and I’m not planning on having any for a good few years, but I’ve taken care of some babies long enough to realize that there’s no reason to talk shit like this. Like, you are completely responsible for a human being who can’t even hold his own head up. It’s cool if you don’t want to get dressed up.

But I think we can all agree that comparing Kourtney to Octomom was way too low a blow. That is completely hurtful and uncalled for. I wouldn’t compare my worst enemy to Octomom.