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Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Are Probably Dating

Photo: Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Scarlett Johansson! Making out! WHAAAT

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys. Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spied making out with each other a month ago. A month ago! I know! And we’re only just hearing about it? Some scoop, Us Weekly.

Anyway, I am not entirely opposed to this new pairing. The two are pretty close in age (he’s 30), have both been in the biz since they were each 10ish, and have talent to spare. Scarlett has always struck me as a little self-absorbed and over-serious, and maybe Joe could help her mellow out. It’s actually kind of genius! They could record an album together! Can you see it?

Us Weekly promises to have all the deets on the new couple in its Friday issue.