It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
“Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to DETROIT, not meet JON VOIGHT!”
First runner-up: Nomar
“Its a win-win situation. You do what I ask and I’ll get Angelina and Brad to adopt you. We both get happy endings.”
Second runner-up: James
“We took this photo of my hubby in the ER and when we had the pictures developed, this creepy dude appeared.”
Congrats to Lauren! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
I know you have a crack problem…don’t even think about turning around…
“Dude. No, just…no”
Thank god Dr. Phil gives body boarding lessons!
Is that a camera in your Speedos or are you just pleased to see me???
Hey little boy, I got a lollipop for you.
I’m here to fix your plumbing, son.
So THAT’S what happened to my lunch tray!
Dude, you misunderstood me when I said I wanted to see the Color Purple!!
those big girls always make my day
You think they’re fraternal or identical?
Dis oshun not big enuf fer da 2 uv us, u goin down!
Looks like an older version of Lindsay Lohan with a butt crack of Kim Kardashian, err, God he is leaking….!!!
Where can I get a pair of those?
”he’s bald,out of shape,old…but I bet he’s LOADED!”HAAAAAAAAY
“Oh good, the stripper is finally here, Victoria.”
Hey David! I need to show you this cool tattoo on my calve…
The male walrus stood erect and affronted the uninterested surfer, all the while protecting his back door and his dignity
you got far more bigger waves on your body than this beach.
if you want it back tubby, you’ll have to catch me.
“Back off, Mr. Koch! One Tat on your calf doesn’t make you a surfer!”
Speedo on da flo, Speedo on da flo, looking like a old surfer trying to hard to be young again, with your speedo on da flo
“With the results of years of hair treatments plainly evident, Britney Spears finally breaks the bonds of the conservatorship in time to celebrate her 40th birthday at the nearest topless beach.”
“Scary shit dude, feet from the beach and WHAM!!! Staring into the face of a Great White ………”
Adult swim means everyone out of the ocean.