So I don’t know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter) equivalent to Spencer Pratt. It’s supposed to be something about a bunch of tools opening a restaurant, but I have a feeling that it’s going to be way more than something that simple. You’ll all have to fill me in, because I’m certain I’m going to have better things to do – like re-oiling my dutch oven or something.
Check out Heidi in the gallery, and try to guess the ages of the various pieces of plastic that her body is comprised of. Maybe we can start our own catalog – now wouldn’t that be some real fun?!
I think you have your women mixed up. These pictures are really “Lisa” from Team America: World Police.
Hello
Hello,Mrs Montag
This,movie script,is for Mrs H Montag,ma name is Ike Nash,and I live in,Toronto,in the nation,of Canada,and I think,that,you should produce,a new movie,it should be,a comedy movie,and you,should,call it,It Was An Awesome Monday,and,this movie script,is very original,it was made up by me,Ike Nash,and you,should base the story,of the new movie upon this:
New Movie title:It Was An Awesome Monday
Story of the new movie: Early,on a monday,afternoon,you(Mrs Heidi Montag)and your boyfriend,whose name is Spencer Pratt,were,walking through a park,when you(Mrs Montag),found a lottery ticket,in the park lawn,then you,and your boyfriend,began to dance,in the park,because,you(Mrs Montag,and your boyfriend),thought it was,a millionaire,lottery ticket,then you both,took,the ticket,to the store,and checked,it out,and the cashier,said that,you(Mrs Montag and your,boyfriend),had,just won,100 million,dollars,so then your(Mrs Montag’s)boyfriend,jumped onto,the cash desk,and began,to laugh,loudly,then,you(Mrs Montag),joined,him,so then,it was an awesome monday.