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Quotables: Insane Clown Posse Are Seriously Mental, Stupid

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“Well, science is … we don’t really … that’s like … [He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”] If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See? Now you don’t really feel that way. You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn’t tell you how pyramids were made. Like Stonehenge and Easter Island. Nobody knows how that shit got there. But since then, scientists go, ‘I’ve got an explanation for that.’ It’s like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world.”

Apparently, Insane Clown Posse is a Christian band, and they related a lot of their most creative stuff to loving Jesus and fucking mothers. And hating science. Those weird, netty, science-hating motherfuckers. Thanks to The Superficial for the heads-up on this one.

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  • I wish these guys weren’t so trashy and inarticulate, because sometimes, rarely, occasionally, they actually have something nice to say.

    I think their point here is that sometimes knowing how something works takes the mystery and wonder out of everyday life- when you know how something works, its power to inspire awe can be diminished.

    Unfortunately they had to express that by saying “fuck scientists,” which makes them sound like irritating pricks reveling in ignorance.

    I would also hazard a guess that 99% of people do not know how magnets work, beyond the fact that they have a positive and negative pole. :p

  • if you have access to the internet and time to spend commenting on a gossip website, it’s a small stretch to find out how magnets work if you don’t know. They don’t “work” anyway- it’s not an invention or a machine or something. It’s just something metal can do.
    You can’t say “I want mystery” to prop up a religious belief. Well, you can do what you like, but it’s extremely feeble and when used in conjunction with the parable of the fucking the mom and the daughter or whatever, it looks like whatever interpretation of the religion this crazy posse has, it’s nothing like the christianity I know and detest, although I still detest it.
    I hope they don’t hate science when they need surgery or medicine, or hate the science that goes into making their stage makeup and modern clothing and allows their music to be recorded digitally and so on.
    Stupid people. I’m glad to give up the mystery in exchange for all those real, beneficial things (not that insane clown posse’s music is beneficial)