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Mel Gibson’s Mistress Lawyered Up

Just as it was with Tiger and Jesse, Mel Gibson is now treating us to a whoreclown car show. You know, it’s just like one of those clown cars at the circus, but filled with whores. One after the other, they’re popping out and demanding money. First there was Oksana, who, like Rachel Uchitel was for Tiger, will always be the queen bee of this scandal. Now there’s Violet Kowal, a polish fitness model, who claims that she and Mel were intimate during Oksana’s pregnancy. Nice.

Violet knows what she’s gotta do though. She’s following in the footsteps of homewreckers before her, hiring Gloria Allred as her attorney and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s manager to represent her. It’s unclear why she needs either kind of representation at this point, but you know, in case the strumpet shit hits the fan, it’s good have some people working for you. Or something. I guess.

Ugh. Please don’t sleep with people’s husbands or cheat on your wife. Thanks.

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