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Everyone Calm Down! Britney’s Still Not Engaged!

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Contrary to the rumor, Britney Spears did NOT propose to her agent Jason Trawick, as was reported this week. People Magazine confirms that the two are definitely still together, and the rumors that Britney’s proposal freaked her man out to the point where he straight up left her ass in Australia are completely false.

Phew! We all remember how well it went last time Britney put a ring on someone. It resulted in a very heavy set man getting a huge chunk of her moolah and a horrible, failed reality show.

Also, am I the only one who thinks that this entire relationship is the brainchild of Mama and Papa Spears? While Britney’s still above-average as far as babes are concerned and rumored to be a real sweetheart in person, I can’t imagine why an agent would want anything to do with her romantically… or that his other clients are happy that he’s taking off to Australia to hang out with her instead of finding work for them. I’m just thinking that maybe, perhaps, most likely, this entire “relationship” is a set up.

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  • I’m not so sure it’s a “fucking duh” deal, here. While she may be the sweetest person in the world, it’s also true that she has dealt with mental illness and (possibly, allegedly) addiction in the past. Not that everyone who has experienced these problems is forever damaged goods, but it would certainly be an even bigger commitment to become engaged to someone knowing she has had (and may once again have) these issues. So I think it’s perhaps overkill to assume that “any man would be lucky to have her.”

    • I think you just replied to someone that was joking and hoping that some moron would think they were serious and reply. Congratulations, you’re hired.

  • I went to her last show in Australia in Adelaide and she had a whopping big engagement ring on the whole time. a few people mentioned it and she kept gesturing towards it.

  • Is it just me or has that man lost a ton of weight…like nose-candy type of weight. If you look up old pictures of him- like from even a year ago- he was a little bit of extra fluff. Now, the pics of him with his shirt off show he is skinnier and it could be just that he is working out a lot. But to me, he’s starting to look too thin. Interested to see if anyone else noticed this?

    • He lost the weight so he could be with Britney effing Spears…not only is she total hotness but he will increase his commission from 5-10 percent to 50 percent…good business move, and he gets to bang Britney Spears. I don’t care about her past problems, anyone else try going through adolescence and early adulthood with the spotlight shining in your face and not have a few missteps or rely on the help of your parents…she is still one hot babe and a great catch!!!