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BritneyGate Never Sleeps

On tomorrow’s docket? Brit Spears losing the kids? Maybe.

From our friends at the tiny news gathering called The Associated Press:

“(AP) — As Britney Spears was reportedly checking out of a drug rehabilitation center for the second time in a week, her estranged husband was making plans to go to court amid a custody dispute over their two children.

Kevin Federline and his lawyer were scheduled to appear at a downtown courthouse Thursday for an emergency hearing, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

“Our best information is he will be here; she won’t,” said Parachini. “But anything is possible.”

Yes, anything is possible. Brit could parachute in from an Army helicopter. She could show up selling her extra needles. The kids may have already been sold to Madonna.

There is no limit to the crazy train, just hop on board and pray the dining car opens soon.

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