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Very Exciting Christian Slater Update

Ahhhh ha ha ha.

You guys don’t care about Christian Slater, I know.

But he’s moving in with his girlfriend, who happens to be the head of Jimmy Choo, Tamara Mellon. I want the head of Jimmy Choo to move in with me. I’d totally go all Single White Female on her. And by that I just mean I’d steal all of her shoes.

Okay. Go back to filling out expense reports. It’s more interesting than this post.

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