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Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s Girlfriend, at LA Premiere of Leatherheads, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s hooker of a girlfriend, at the LA premiere of Leatherheads.

The photo agency has taken to identifying her as “Model Sarah Larson.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

She is not a model!!! She’s a fucking waitress!!! WHY DOES SHE GET TO MAGICALLY BE A MODEL NOW THAT SHE’S DATING GEORGE CLOONEY???

The world is just one big giant ball of injustices.

Cool dress, though. For a hooker.

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  • George’s favorite secret Italian houseboy is slightly miffed that the fans and public think George is a pushover dumbo.. but laughs about the whacky-shrill speculation giving her some kind of semi-permanent love connection future to his er.. um, boss. George isn’t bothered at all in helping her career grow for now.. he’s soon to retire in.. um.. er Italy.

  • Damn! I just saw pics of her “modeling” at some event she was paid to go to and party and I can’t find them in my history. They were class-ay! She was bent over in one covered in sand and I swear it looked like she was licking the freakin’ floor. That’s definitely the girl you take home to mom.

    Hooker or not, I’d kill to have legs like that! Wench!

  • there are pictures floating around of her on a runway….

    she just doesnt seem good enough for george :(

  • ha ha lol yh i see wat u meen by this lets all go marry george clooney and get instantly famous eesh personally i’d rather be with bill gated at least he still has some hair that isn’t grey

  • Doesn’t she look a little Mary Tyler Moore-ish? Like she should be throwing her knit cap in the air on the streets of Chicago? (That’s an old TV show reference, for all you youngsters. Should I explain who Mary Tyler Moore is? Oh, never mind.)

  • she is a model. i saw pix of her on the runway in a swimsuit

    and she’s not tryin’ to marry georgie boy. she’s lookin’ for a good fuc** and he’s good in bed (theres a paparazzi pix of him carrying a “sex pillow” out of a sex store that’s meant to make it easier for a guy to hit a girl’s g-spot during sex and to make her orgasm better. he bought it right after they started dating. he knows how to please. sarah knows what she wants

  • Oops, it was Minneapolis–thanks, MambaX!
    And that is a great dress. Looks like it’s fun being her right now.

  • She’s a gold digging slut! she doesn’t care about George onlyt about boosting her modeling career, using his money and being in the spot light! If he was smart he would get rid of her.

  • Actually she is a model

    i grew up next door to her
    she is actaully a nice person and grew up a normal person and gratuted as a chemestist from a 4 year college

    shes actaully smart and doesnt wast her time writng stupid fake blogs about people she doenst even know
    sound familar??

    she was also on fear factor and won the coupls challege

    and she wasnt just a watress in vegas she was a vip watress at the Palms Casio and she was in 5 or 6 magazines

    so get your fact straight before you go calling her a hooker

    peace

  • you’ve got to be getting something beyond sex to put up with an arrogant drinker. great sex with a younger and better looking guy isn’t hard to find. she likes the cash. she will drain the vane one until he’s dry and brittle.

  • it’s player on player….no one wins. both phony and transparent. what’s all the hoopla about?
    besides, risking sexual and health in general…they are both totally self-consumed.
    transparent and dull.

  • ok… what about those great curves? huh? she is sooo thin! I mean what is happen to the world if a man thinks thats sexy??

    please -.-

  • You’re lame!

    You’re pissed cuz she’s referred to as a model because she’s dating George Clooney …. but you’re quick to refer to her as a hooker because you’re jealous!!

  • Seriously why are you hating? Do you know her? No, you dont, so how the hell can you judge her? Shes very pretty, so that makes her a hooker… yeah that makes sense… Its so obvious that you are extremely jealous of her.. You are pathetic!