That headline seemed perhaps more sexual than I intended. What I really mean is that Katy Perry got BURNT yesterday – absolutely roasted to a char by Miley Cyrus on Twitter over that whole kiss thing. Basically Katy didn’t like it and basically slut shamed Miley on Australian TV, so Miley went on Twitter and shamed her for being with womanizing sex addicts and it was ON.
I didn’t think Katy would respond to that at all, to be honest, but indeed she did – also on Twitter, as you do. Of course, she played it off like it was one big joke and they’re still BFF, but you KNOW homegirl is fuming at being showed up so publicly and she’s probably ready to fight. Then Miley responded to her and all is well in pseudo-lesbian pop singer world, apparently.
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! ????????????
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I dunno, I feel like this is a fake make-up and that a) Miley doesn’t give a shit if Katy is mad because she shouldn’t have opened her mouth first and b) Katy is definitely mad. Who knows – will be interesting to see if they can just let this go or if they’re gonna drag it ON AND ON.
March 7, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Would you take sex advice from Martha Stewart? Well, would you? If your answer is anything other than “hell no!”, then head on over to her Reddit AMA session, where she doled out some very important advice for those looking to get lucky:
You know, all jokes aside, that’s pretty sound advice. No one likes being self-conscious because you’re dirty and sweaty before the deed, and lord knows you’ll need bath after if you’re doing it right (zing?), so there ya go. Also, dental hygiene is important, so kudos to Martha for promoting it.
The whole thing is golden, so check it out over here. I’ve always liked Martha Stewart and think she’s kind of a bad ass. Plus, she’s crafty as hell (literally and figuratively?), really smart and doesn’t take any shit.
March 7, 2014 at 5:30 am by Jennifer
Khloe Kardashian doesn’t have much going on right now, it seems. The Game has publicly denied being at all involved with (or even interested in) her and has instead admitted that he’s already fucked her sister. Her old house with her soon-to-be crackhead ex-husband was recently robbed and she has a fat brother. What’s there for a girl to do besides join Vine and get topless for her first video?
“Khlomoney” posted the following clip yesterday with zero explanation, so I’ll just leave this here. What’s with this family’s need for perpetual attention?
March 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
Well, this is a bit of a weird one. Apparently it’s a renter’s market even if you’re filthy rich, as Justin Bieber didn’t buy the Atlanta house he’s living in, but rather is renting an estate in the city from a dude whose niece came back to the house at one point and found Belieber Qianying Zhao asleep in one of the beds.
Before we get to the details in this case, can I ask why the niece of the renter of the property was in the house at all? If you’re renting a house out, that means YOU AREN’T LIVING IN IT. Certainly it wasn’t a roommate situation, so why in the hell was she there? Unless, of course, Justin has already vacated the city and took his styrofoam cup full of Sizzurp back to LA. That’s unclear at this point.
Just after 5 PM, the niece of the guy who is renting his Atlanta Estate to Justin called the cops and said she came home and found “an Asian female” sleeping in one of her bedrooms.
She called the cops and when they entered the bedroom they found 5’5″, 110 lb Qianying Zhao sound asleep. Cops woke her up and she had quite the story. She said she had met Bieber on Twitter and was visiting him for a birthday party.
Sadly, she said she realized she was too late for the party so she decided to come to his house and wait for him. She said she found an open door and let herself in.
Zhao was arrested for criminal trespass and placed into “double-locked handcuffs” with her hands behind her back.
Huh. A bit strange that doors were left open like that, and it’s “unclear” if Justin was actually there at the time, but whatever. Qianying can now get the full JB treatment as she’s carted off to jail.
Here’s a bonus for you that I came across while looking for a featured image for this post. Thug life!:
March 6, 2014 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
Cameron Diaz is still teaching us how to care for our vaginas [The Frisky]
Is everyone ready to see Justin Bieber’s penis? [The Superficial]
Kelsey Grammer is about to be a father for the sixth time [ICYDK]
Paris Hilton in a see-through bra is a nightmare [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
You can maybe possibly see Jennifer Lopez’s boobs [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Don’t worry, Jessica Biel didn’t spend her birthday alone [Lainey Gossip]
Please tell me Rihanna’s not getting back with Chris Brown [Celebslam]
Snooki’s unborn child is already “dramatic”, apparently [TooFab]
What’s Khloe Kardashian been doing to her face? [Celebitchy]
LeBron James was brought to tears by some kids [I'm Not Obsessed]
Selena Gomez still eats fast food, everyone! [Socialite Life]
Paddington Bear coming to life is terrifying [Moe Jackson]
Nigella Lawson without makeup is still incredibly stunning [Fishwrapper]
Is Lindsay Lohan’s documentary going to be your guilty pleasure? [theBERRY]
Let’s talk about the Avengers’ baby situation [Lainey Gossip]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t want their kids in showbiz [Celebitchy]
We’re still talking about Jennifer Lawrence’s body in American Hustle [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Here’s Courtney Stodden doing cartwheels in a bikini [The Superficial]
March 6, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Robin Thicke got kicked to the curb, finally, after years and years of perpetual cheating, but he’s not giving up on trying to win wife Paula Patton back. She’s apparently open to reconciliation if there’s a way he can prove that he’s getting his act together, so his first step in doing so is… declaring his love for her on stage at his concerts?
From E! News:
At his concert at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City on Sunday, the 36-year-old singer, who was still wearing his wedding ring, took a break to interact with the crowd. During this, a fan yelled out to Thicke, “I love Paula!”
He responded, as seen in video taken by Yumi Matsuo at Guest of a Guest, “I do, too.”
Before singing his rendition of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together,” Thicke continued to talk about love with the audience.
“Never stop believing and you never stop loving. And even if it is over, make sure you treat each other right. Treat your family right. Take care of your mom, take care of your kids and good things will come to you. Just keep believing that God is good,” he said.
“That’s what gets me by. Sometimes when I get a little scared or worried about the future, I just try to stay positive and do my part to spread love and spread joy.”
Ugh, I’m so exhausted by this story, and I wasn’t even there. He’s so fucking terrible and his bullshit on stage is NOT convincing people of anything less. Go away, Robin Thicke!