LOL to all this, but Shakira has said that her boyfriend, footballer Gerard Piqué, won’t let her have any men in any of her videos. You know, because he makes those kind of decisions and not her record label. Apparently Gerard has a really serious jealousy problem, which isn’t at all concerning, and she has to pass everything by him before she does it. Cool, sounds healthy and totally awesome!
“He’s very territorial, and since he no longer lets me do videos with men, well, I have to do them with women,” she says with a laugh. “It’s more than implied in our relationship that I can’t do videos like I used to. It’s out of the question – which I like, by the way. I like that he protects his turf and he values me, in a way that the only person that he would ever let graze my thigh would be Rihanna.”
LOL, I love that she had to add that she likes being controlled by this dude. You know, because she has a choice otherwise! Then again, I guess that explains this bullshit once and for all:
And I’m sure Gerard relented in letting her do this and wasn’t at all turned on by it. Gag me with all this bullshit.
March 8, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
I’m not a massive James Bond fan – in fact, I think I’ve only ever seen Daniel Craig‘s first one, so I can’t really speak on the character’s legacy or which actor should or shouldn’t play him. One thing I can tell you is that while Liam Neeson is a great actor and certainly one you’d want to negotiate for your kidnapped child’s release in any film, I just cannot see him as James Bond. Close call, because he nearly was!
From the Hull Daily Mail:
“I was heavily courted, let’s put it that way, and I’m sure some other actors were too.
“It was about 18 or 19 years ago and my wife-to-be said, ‘If you play James Bond we’re not getting married’. And I had to take that on board because I did want to marry her.”
“There’s periods now in our New York residence when I hear the door opening, especially the first couple of years… anytime I hear that door opening, I still think I’m going to hear her.”
“It hits you. It’s like a wave. You just get this profound feeling of instability. The Earth isn’t stable anymore and then it passes and it becomes more infrequent, but I still get it sometimes.”
Ugh, how awful. I like Liam Neeson (well, that is to say, I don’t think about him much but he seems like a nice guy and really inoffensive) – here’s hoping he can somehow find some peace, though I don’t imagine you ever do in a situation like that. I don’t think I would, either.
March 8, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.
From US Weekly:
“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.
Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.
March 8, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Lindsay Lohan has her very own reality series on Oprah‘s OWN network, but listen, it’s not what you think. She’s not doing it to desperately crawl her way back to fame, or for the easy money she made which she needs to fuel her whatever-substance-she’s-on-these-days habit. No, she only had the purest of intentions and wanted to share her life with the world. In fact, Lindsay’s intentions are so pure, she wouldn’t even call it a reality show because it’s just TOO raw. Uh…
“I did it because it’s not a reality show, it’s pretty raw. Obviously it’s TV, so things will be edited in certain ways to get ratings, which I can’t control, but I do know that my intentions going into it were really pure and really honest. I appreciate all that’s happened and all that [Oprah has] done for me.”
“I love that I can call Oprah on the phone, and be like, ‘Oprah, can we talk right now?’ and she calls me within two minutes. I have to trick her into leaving voicemails, so I can just have Oprah’s voicemails… she’s the coolest person ever.”
I think it’s sweet (and sort of hilarious) that Oprah is pretty much Lindsay Lohan’s sober living coach now. And I really do wish Lindsay would get her shit together – she had so much potential and was on her way to the top, but got caught up in some bad shit. Will she ever get it back? Eh, I dunno.
Lindsay premieres on OWN this Sunday night. In the meantime, here’s Jimmy Fallon throwing a ton of water in her face like you know you’ve dreamed of doing many a time:
March 8, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
I have a feeling a lot of pre-teen Beliebers are going to learn a lot about their bodies today, because their hero Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pissing video has been released by the Miami Police Dept. and it’s all over the web. I don’t know who on earth would be interested in such a thing, but perhaps this is a treat for the urination fetishists?
I’ll just leave this here for you.
March 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian still tells the paparazzi her whereabouts [The Superficial]
Who did Jennifer Lawrence take to the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson has reached her goal weight [ICYDK]
Johnny Depp really wants Amber Heard to be a star [Celebitchy]
What’s wrong with the Jonas brothers? [Socialite Life]
What’s Lea Michele’s REAL name? [Moe Jackson]
Someone got undressed on the subway in China [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It’s time to feel real weird about the Duggars [Fishwrapper]
Khloe Kardashian bought Justin Bieber’s house [TooFab]
Here’s Kate Upton in leather [Celebslam]
Here’s a new trailer for that Nicole Kidman Grace Kelly movie [I'm Not Obsessed]
Taylor Momsen will never keep her clothes on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Is Jared Leto ever NOT hot? [Socialite Life]
Steven Spielberg wants to remake ‘West Side Story’ [The Frisky]
This is how Rihanna gets dressed [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Has Jennifer Aniston been crying on Gerard Butler’s shoulder? [Celebitchy]
Don’t worry, Andrew Garfield was really sweet to Batkid [The Superficial]
Lupita Nyong’o might have ANOTHER new boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Jimmy Fallon is letting his late-night fame go to his head [ICYDK]
Farrah Abraham is REALLY close to realising what a mess she is [Fishwrapper]
Samsung cashed in on Ellen’s Oscar selfie [Celebslam]