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Kristin Cavallari Thinks She’s Too Skinny

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Kristin Cavallari recently had a baby, and while most celebs (and normal women) struggle to keep the weight off, Cavallari claims she’s struggling to keep it on. Yeah, there’s a change. We don’t usually hear that one too often.

Even though she thinks she’s too thin, she still works her butt off at the gym and eats scarily well.

Cavallari talked about her “oh poor me” inability to gain weight plus her workout regimen with E!, saying:

“There’s no real secret, I work my butt off in the gym,” the fashionista revealed to E! News. “I woke up at 5:30 a.m. and went and walked uphill on the treadmill for 30 minutes.”

[...] “I try to work out four to five times a week and I eat incredibly healthy,” she shared. “I’m the kind of person that does not eat any toxic chemicals…I just try to eat real food. I think probably the best tip is that I try to always get a vegetable in somehow, even in the morning if you’re making a smoothie, you can throw some spinach in it and it’s an easy way to get a serving of greens.”

“I don’t why or how, but after I had children, my body literally changed. And now for me, it’s about trying to keep muscle on and gain muscle, so that, yeah, I don’t look too thin,” she explained. “It’s very easy, because I have no curves, that I can look really skinny and I don’t like that look. So, yes, I’m drinking protein shakes, I’m trying to put on muscle and I’m lifting very heavy weight right now.”

Hey, you do you, girl. Every woman should be confident in her body and happy with the way she looks, so I’ll try not to roll my eyes too hard, but I just can’t stand when celebs say stuff like that.

It’s just, if she really wanted to gain weight, she could, you know, stop waking up at 5:30 AM to work out, you know? But I guess she wants to put on muscle, so yeah.

I’m just jealous, I wish my problem was thinking I can “look really skinny” and not liking that.

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Miley Cyrus Freely Admits She Can’t Spell Her Boyfriend’s Last Name

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Let’s review things we know about Miley Cyrus: she loves to masturbate, she has her own special way of celebrating Christmas, and she’s dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Now we can add something else to the list: she doesn’t know how to spell her own boyfriend‘s last name. That’s right, Ms. Cyrus freely admitted on Good Morning America, that when it comes to spelling “Schwarzenegger”, she’s just stumped. Via Daily News:

“Literally, I just had this conversation, I can’t tell you,” the 22-year-old said.

“Apparently there’s not a T in it.”

Good lord. Papa Schwarzenegger doesn’t mind; apparently, they met up and he thinks she’s just great:

She met Patrick’s dad Arnold Schwarzenegger over the holidays, and he said to have been “thrilled” to meet her.

I’ll grant her, Schwarzenegger isn’t the easiest name to spell — I used to struggle with it before writing for Evil Beet — but why on earth would you admit that on TV??? You’re dating the guy and you can’t spell his last name? What a ninny.

Without thinking about it, can YOU spell “Schwarzenegger”?

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Here's Dakota Johnson going to yoga. Most boring celeb ever, or most boring celeb EVER?

Here’s Dakota Johnson going to yoga. Most boring celeb ever, or most boring celeb EVER? Like her sunglasses though.

YO and welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s last week’s, in case you missed it.

This has been a very slow week for celeb fashion for some reason, but I’ve managed to scrounge up some looks from Anne HathawayRose McGowan, and Gwyneth Paltrow.

As always, go through the photos and make your picks for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!

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Kris Jenner. It totally looks like she raided daughter Kim‘s closet. She just looks ridiculous and tacky. Nice try, Kris.

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Screech pleads not guilty to stabbing charges

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I feel like Dustin Diamond will forever be trying to prove that he’s nothing like his Saved by the Bell character Screech and is actually a ~total badass~ and that’s why he’s turned into such a hot ass mess in his later years. His latest woes come in the form of charges stemming from the time he stabbed a dude in a bar fight – charges which he pleaded ‘not guilty’ to in court this week.

“I’m feeling very positive about the outcome [of the trial],” [Diamond's attorney Thomas] Alberti tells PEOPLE. “The deeper we dig the more confident we feel about the outcome. The police and the prosecutor provided us with video and witness reports and everything we see completely supports what we said all along happened so we feel very good about it.”

Diamond told police the bar fight started after he refused to shake hands with a woman who was bumping into his 27-year-old fiancé. The couple was arrested a short time after they left the bar.

I mean, obviously he stabbed the guy. He’s a (former?) drug addict and a complete lunatic. Did anybody watch his season of Celebrity Big Brother? I mean, come on!

For reference, Screech was charged with “second-degree recklessly endangering safety, disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon” upon his arrest at the Grand Avenue Saloon on Christmas Day. Drinking at a bar on Christmas Day? I love it.

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The Daily Links

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Jake Gyllenhaal will never be your hero, baby [Lainey Gossip]

We haven’t really caught up with Jude Law in a while… [Socialite Life]

Well hello there again, Miley Cyrus‘ butt – nice to see you [Popoholic]

This is how Lauren Pope does pasties – enjoy! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damn! Kesha is looking amazingly gorgeous these days [Moe Jackson]

Good to see Gwyneth Paltrow is embracing the side boob [Celebslam]

Get ready – here’s your new ‘Supergirl’! [The Blemish]

Shay Mitchell is doing bikini videos now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Rider Strong is a dad now, if you care! [The Frisky]

Aw, ain’t that cute – Adele and Lady Gaga are friends! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Julianne Moore got “iced out” by Madonna [Too Fab]

Do you believe Tom Brady about DeflateGate? [Celebitchy]

Disney characters come to life as real celebs [theBERRY]

Benedict Cumberbatch is back in his Sherlock pants [Celebuzz]

What if men acted in real life the way they do on dating apps? [Romance Beat]

Robin Thicke is dragging Paula Patton into his ‘Blurred Lines’ lawsuit [ICYDK]

Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany have secrets to reveal [Socialite Life]

Why does Charlize Theron look like she wants to hit someone? [Lainey Gossip]

Does Kristen Stewart do anything besides buy coffee these days? [Popoholic]

Demi Lovato needs to be careful around pervert photographers [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Newsflash: Jennifer Connelly is still absolutely stunning [Moe Jackson]

Did the world honestly need a Hilary Swank nude photo shoot? [Celebslam]

Kim Kardashian knows how to sell her new book [The Blemish]

Kendall Jenner is really pushing that Estee Lauder shit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lea Michele totally barfed while singing ‘Let It Go’ [The Frisky]

Paula Abdul and Jason Derulo are headed to ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston has deep thoughts on weed [Too Fab]

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock killed a mountain lion together [Celebitchy]

Would you really want to look like Kristin Cavallari? [Celebuzz]

This is the cast of ‘Grease’ then and now [theBERRY]

Will Ferrell smashed a cheerleader in the face with a basketball

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Oh, Will Ferrell, that rapscallion! He’s always up to something, isn’t he? He showed up during intermission at the Los Angeles Lakers vs. New Orleans Pelicans game at the Smoothie King Center (LOL IS THAT A REAL PLACE???) to take a half-court shot, but instead he actually smashed one of the cheerleaders in the face with the ball. Oopsies!

Of course, this was all planned and no one was hurt – it was actually a scene for his new movie, Daddy’s Home. Obviously. After the “incident”, security dragged him out and that was it, fade to black. Sounds like a fun evening out, I guess?

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Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

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Man, Lindsay Lohan just can’t catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she’s failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail.

Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case … where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH.

She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 — when she was required to show proof of completion — her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told hizzoner LiLo had completed nearly HALF the hours.

So the judge set a second date for Lindsay to show proof of completion — next Wednesday. But TMZ has learned Lindsay isn’t even close to finishing.

Her excuse … the community service center in London was closed for 2 weeks during the holidays and she ended up in the hospitalwith a mosquito virus. Here’s the problem … she got the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora, instead of putting in her time.

Oh, dear. This would all be fine and well if, you know, it was her first time fucking up, but you KNOW it wasn’t.

– 2009 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after Lindsay was a no show, claiming she was in Cannes and her passport was stolen
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Music Awards after party
– 2010 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Lindsay allegedly beats up a woman at Betty Ford
– 2010 … Probation revoked after cocaine found in her system
– 2013 … Late to court after missing a flight

SMH. Book ‘er!

Of course she’ll use the virus as an excuse this time, but she didn’t have the virus when she went on vacation, so that has nothing to do with anything. Of course, because she’s white and rich, the judge will buy it and she’ll get a slap on the wrist for the 18th time and be sent on her way. I’m very sorry she’s ill, but this case has NOTHING to do with that and dates back 5 years, so…

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