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Shia LaBeouf has found God and it saved his life

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I don’t… really even know where to begin with Shia LaBeouf‘s brand of insanity. He’s another one in desperate need of a 5150 hold, but for some reason, that dubious honour tends to fall on crazy female celebrities more than male. Anyhow, Shia’s totally fine now! He’s back on track and that’s all because he found God while he was shooting Fury with Brad Pitt and co.

From Interview:

“I’ve been a runner my whole life, running from myself. Whether to movies or drinking and drugging or f—ing calamity or whatever it is, I’ve always been running. I’m a dude who loves delusion. It’s why I love being an actor – I never have to actually look at myself or be faced with my s— or take responsibility.”

“I found God doing Fury,” he says. “I became a Christian man, and not in a f—ing bulls— way – in a very real way. I could have just said the prayers that were on the page. But it was a real thing that really saved me. And you can’t identify unless you’re really going through it. It’s a full-blown exchange of heart, a surrender of control.”

I have no problem with whatever faith anyone follows – what you believe and whatever helps get you through the shitty days we can have sometimes is something I’m all for. However, an honest question: why do people in this kinda position – addicts, derelicts, the mentally ill – ALWAYS go God-crazy?

The best thing this guy can do is, you know, leave the spotlight and the industry. Living that kind of life would make a lot of people crazy, but you need enough self-preservation to get yourself out of it to save your own life.

Does Tori Spelling have ebola?

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I’m sorta LOL-ing at my own headline because it just seems so laughable to me – not because ebola is at all funny, but because how in the hell would Tori Spelling have gotten ebola? Come on! However, she was hospitalized over the weekend with any number of illnesses, and now she’s been quarantined since ebola fever is going strong (so to speak) and you can never be too careful.

From TMZ:

Sources tell us Tori was running a fever, coughing uncontrollably, and having trouble breathing … when she was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. We’re told Tori was quarantined from other patients, and medical staff took precautions while treating her.

While it sounds scary … we’re told it’s NOT Ebola — but instead Tori was admitted for a severe case of bronchitis with a sinus infection. Doctors are running blood tests, and a lung specialist is going to check out her bronchitis.

Some other sources have claimed that she’s just got pneumonia, which is still no fun, but still largely survivable and a lot better than ebola. Either way, homegirl needs to get her immune system up – she’s always ill! Hope she gets better soon, in any case.

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Shonda Rhimes isn’t having your homophobic bullshit

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Shonda Rhimes is on a ROLL lately! A fan decided to send her a message on Twitter to say that they didn’t really like the fact that she has “gay scenes” in Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder… a comment which she did not take too kindly to and shut down immediately.


Get ‘em, girl. So true.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go to Taco Bell

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have deigned to honour Los Angeles with their presence this weekend, and after hitting up a movie theatre, Kimye (which includes the “Oh God, guys, I so need to go on a diet!!”-whinger Kim) decided to hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru.

I’m not quite sure what in the hell is going on with this outfit, but it’s another absolute disaster. Do you think Kanye picked it out for her?

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Jenny McCarthy “feels transgender inside” and wants her son to be gay so he can do her hair

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Jenny McCarthy has been a bit of a bumbling idiot for a while now, so it’s no surprise that her idiocy continues to grow as time passes. You’d have thought that the whole “vaccinations are for dummies” debacle would have been the stupidest thing she’d spout off about, but alas… it gets worse. What now, then? Well, Jenny apparently “feels transgender inside” and actually wishes her son would grow up to be gay… so he can do her hair. WHAT?

From Pink News:

The model, actress and former TV host was asked about her role as transgender woman Brandi in 90s TV series ‘Just Shoot Me’.

She told PrideSource: “I feel like that inside. I always felt like one of the guys wearing, like, a Playboy bunny outfit.”

“I was David Spade’s buddy to begin with, so I was a natural fit, and I always felt like his brother.”

“To play kind of the dude was almost too scary natural.”

When asked how she would feel if her son came out as gay, she said: “Oh my god, I would be so excited. We can shop! Do my hair!”

Just how dumb is Jenny McCarthy? It seems to go to depths unknown. At least we can hand it to her for that – Jenny will always surprise us with just how ignorant she can be. Because, you know, having a gay son is all about shopping and doing hair, and she TOTALLY knows what it must be like to be transgender since she’s a tomboy. What the fuck?

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Selena Gomez took some new pictures

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Since splitting up with Justin Bieber for the 8,356th time, Selena Gomez has been keeping a somewhat low profile. That is, until now, since she has a ~sexy~ and ~edgy~ new photoshoot for God knows what in which her come-hither faces are seriously cracking me up.

I understand that Selena is going through her Miley phase (some would call it a slutty phase, but I don’t like that word), and I feel like Selena’s is far less obnoxious/offensive, but it’s a LOT more sad and sorta desperate. I wish homegirl would DO something with herself – use her talent, earn her celebrity. What is she famous for anymore?

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Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt are expecting their first child together

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Who doesn’t love a bit of the ol’ Tucc? Seriously, Stanley Tucci is so loveable and such a great actor that you can’t help but think he’s great. Emily Blunt‘s sister Felicity sure did, as they’ve been together since meeting in 2006 on the set of The Devil Wears Prada, got married in 2012 and are now expecting their first child together!

Hazel Krasinski is getting a playmate! Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt, Emily Blunt’s sister, are expecting their first child together. The Hunger Games actor confirmed the news exclusively to Us Weekly while attending the Mario Batali Foundation Dinner at Del Posto in NYC on Sunday, Oct. 19.

“I’m very excited to be a dad. It’s incredible,” Tucci, 53, told Us at the event. “I’m most excited to have a baby with Felicity and for the baby to be healthy.”

“The sex is of no concern to me,” he added, with a laugh. “The sex of the baby, that is.” As for what kind of mother Blunt will be? “A great one!” he gushed.

ADORABLE. I don’t know why I find it so cute, I just do. Go with it. Yay!

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