0Do Not Come To Kim Kardashian’s Baby Shower Unless You Are Dressed In “Garden Chic”

Kim Kardashian is super serious about baby shower invites. Want to break it down?

1. Her invites are individual music boxes complete with twirling ballerina.
2. The music box plays Kanye’s song “Mama”.
3. The invite reads in small font, “Please come to a baby shower honoring” and then in giant font below,

“KIM KARDASHIAN”

4. The attire is “garden chic.”
5. Read numbers 1 – 3 again.

So, yeah, a lot going on here. I don’t think Kim Kardashian has ever worn anything close to “garden chic” in her life.

Thanks to TMZ for the hilarious photo and good luck to whoever leaked it, because you know Kanye and Kim are going to go all CSI on it and figure out who took it.

May 22, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Chris Brown Hit A Woman — In A Minor Car Accident

Chris Brown got into a minor accident today when he rear-ended a chick in a Mercedes, who I’m sure was thrilled to get out of her car to exchange insurance info and see Chris Brown. TMZ was all over it. Is it possible they may have caused the accident by hounding Chris Brown? Or perhaps it was the photography company x17 who quickly posted a video of Brown and the woman exchanging insurance info right after it happened? I don’t know, I don’t know if they were following him or if they got there after. But damn, they’re quick. From TMZ:

Chris Brown has yet another legal problem to deal with, after crashing his car in Burbank.

The accident happened an hour or so ago … The photog tells us Chris was driving his Range Rover with his GF du jour Karrueche Tran, when he rear-ended a Mercedes.

Chris parked in front of the Mercedes and then exchanged info with the Mercedes chick.  The photog says damage to her car was “medium” … as opposed to rare.

Ha ha.

Considering Chris Brown didn’t want to pay $10.00 for valet, I wish this woman good luck on ever getting money from Brown or Brown’s insurance company.

May 21, 2013 at 5:20 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Mean Girls’ Mean Boy: Lohan’s Former Costar Wears An Anti-Lohan T-Shirt

Lindsay Lohan is really not having a very good month everything. And now we can add this mix of awkward and OMG and LOL to her pile of woes. Though I think it’s time to leave Lohan alone in the sense of, let’s not criticize her hair while she’s in rehab, I don’t disagree with the statement on this shirt, worn by Jonathan Bennett who played Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls. He was the one who was Regina George’s ex and then Lohan’s character liked him so all kinds of wacky hijinks ensued.

Anyway Mr. “Doesn’t Aaron Look Sexy With His Hair Pushed Back?” found this tee in a store in LA, took a pic, and posted it on Facebook. Then my guess is his publicist freaked out or Lohan fans got real mad, so he told Yahoo (via Zimbio),

I tried on the T-shirt ironically to point out the ridiculousness of the public and media obsession with her. I actually am really happy she’s in rehab and seems to be doing well. She was one of the most talented young actresses I have ever worked with. I just want her to get better. It makes me sad to think about that spark and that brightness that is inside her that’s been covered by her addictions. … I’m here for her. She’ll be back and she’s gonna be big. Just you watch.

LOL NICE SAVE NOT BUYING IT.

May 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Courtney Stodden Wore A Sheer Top And 6 Inch Heels To Disneyland

Courtney Stodden always knows how to dress appropriately for any and all occasions, so I didn’t bat and eye when I saw these stunning photos of her strolling around Disneyland and California Adventure in an elegant pink push-up halter top with sheer overlay and 6 inch pink platform spike heels. Some Dude From Lost was at her side, kind of like a bandaid that you’ve had on your body for a while and the adhesive is wearing off but it’s your last bandaid so you’re going to make the most of it.

Say what you will about this couple (some ideas: “What the f-ck is this” and “This is creepy”) but they were celebrating their 2 year wedding anniversary and that’s a lot longer than most Hollywood marriages. So far, Courtney Stodden and Some Dude From Lost have outlasted the marriages of:

– Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
– Drew Barrymore and Tom Green
– Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley
– Katy Perry and Russell Brand
– Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd
– Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock + Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon
– Shannen Doherty and Rick Salomon + Shannen Doherty and Ashley Hamilton
– Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

You get the idea.

Happy anniversary!!

May 21, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0thePMlinks

Jay-Z swears there ain’t no baby in Queen Beyoncé [Amy Grindhouse]

Has Justin Bieber been designing an engagement ring for Selena Gomez? [ICYDK]

Christina Aguilera is still skinny, so you can’t judge her now (or something) [The Superficial]

Jennifer Lopez is still with Casper Smart, though we’re not quite sure why [Lainey Gossip]

The Doors’ keyboardist Ray Manzarek dies at 74 [Starpulse]

Brad Pitt doesn’t really have any friends, but he’s totally stoked! [Celebitchy]

Blue Ivy Carter has her own personalised director’s chair and you’re jealous [Bohomoth]

Will Smith is cheesing a little too hard outside ‘The Late Show’ [Splash News Online]

Who’s cuter, Joana Krupa in a bikini or her tiny puppy? [G Celeb]

Zoe Felix (whoever that is) gets caught upskirt at Cannes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I’m not sure what’s happening with Bradley Cooper’s hair here… [I'm Not Obsessed]

Olivia Munn strips down (again) for a new ‘Esquire’ shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s how to dance to the new Daft Punk video? [theBERRY]

Someone tell Jennifer Morrison that we’re not trying to see that ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is done for another season, but it’ll be back [Bitten and Bound]

Sad news about Paris Hilton’s boyfriend :( :( :( [Celebslam]

Amy Adams wears Spanx just like the rest of us [The Blemish]

Rosario Dawson is pretty close to a wardrobe malfunction, but not quite [MoeJackson]

Chris Brown is back to messing with his ex-girlfriend and it’s not Rihanna [Bossip]

May 21, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer

3Demi Lovato “Opens Up” About Her Eating Disorder Again

Demi Lovato is great and all, and I’m glad that she can be an inspiration to so many young girls who have suffered from (or are still suffering from) an eating disorder, bipolar disorder and/or self-harming. I gotta say, though – I wish she’d sorta change the record a bit. She’s “opened up” so many times about her struggles, her trip to rehab and subsequent recovery that I feel like I’ve been brainwashed like Zoolander was by Mugatu, except instead of killing the Prime Minister of Malaysia, I’m just… tired of hearing this f-cking story.

From Nightline:

Struggling with depression, bipolar disorder and an eating disorder through her pre-teen and teenage years is something that Lovato has been outspoken about. At age 11, she said, she started cutting herself.

“I had been battling with depression for years, and an eating disorder for years, and I had been self-harming, and other things, self-medicating, and I just wasn’t happy anymore, and I needed to, I needed to change my life,” Lovato said. “There were times beforehand where I had had meltdowns, or things like that, and my mom begged me to go into treatment, but I told her I would get better.”

Finally, she realized she needed to get help.

“When I finally didn’t get better, I knew that I was in trouble, and I knew that I couldn’t do it on my own,” she said. “So, whether I liked it or not, if I wanted to continue to live, and have a long career, or just be happy, then I needed to listen to what my management team and my family was saying, and go into treatment.”

Lovato went through two stints in rehab, and while she said it helped, she still battles with her disorders every day. She recently became an honorary chairwoman for this year’s Mental Health Awareness Day, hosted by U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to help raise awareness.

“I can’t sit here and say that I am Miss Recovery … that I’ll be that way for the rest of my life,” she said. “You don’t know, and that’s why you have to take it a day at a time.”

I don’t want to reduce the seriousness of what Demi went through (and is still going through – you’re not just miraculously better overnight from these issues) or the work she’s doing now to raise awareness for others, but I sort of feel bad that this is such a central focus of ANY press done about her these days. She’s got a new single out that’s doing fantastic, but I guarantee that any article about her or interview with her you see will talk about her mental health issues, etc.

May 21, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer