Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ariana Grande responds to Bette Midler on Twitter (of course)

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Remember how Bette Midler told Ariana Grande to stop acting like a whore in an attempt to get ahead? Ariana heard about it, obviously, and considering what a diva she is, you’d think she’d throw a tantrum, right? WRONG! Ariana has some common sense, however, as she knows to stay in her place and never challenge the Divine Miss M, and instead she tweeted the following:

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I love that this chick still has the nerve to call Bette Midler – several decades her elder – “my love”. How condescending and up your own ass can you be? I get the whole feminism means no slut shaming and all of that, which is fair enough, but Bette telling it like it is doesn’t mean she’s no longer a feminist or that she’s a shadow of her former self because she’s not stripping off as a 68-year-old woman. Get a grip.

Bette is still standing by her original comments, though, and tweeted the following:


Get it, Bette.

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Reminder: Kendall Jenner is a real model now

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Kendall Jenner has absolutely taken the modeling world by storm this year. She went from being a bit of a joke to being the most sought-after and well-employed model in the business, arguably. With success has come stories that her family history – you know, the fact that she’s part of the tasteless Kardashian clan – caused her to be bullied by other, more successful women. That rumour is untrue, says Kendall.

From Dazed:

“That has never happened, ever,” she says. “I would see rumours of girls bullying me backstage and putting cigarettes out in my drink, and none of that has happened. Everyone’s been really cool to me. I’ve never had one girl be mean… so far.”

Well, that’s good to know. Either way, I kinda dig this shoot (Dazed does some good ones) and I actually think Kendall is a really good model. I don’t know why, but she’s come a long way and is actually doing more with her life than anyone in her family is. Not that modeling takes “talent”, per se, but you know what I mean.

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Is this Kevin Federline’s dick?

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I’m sorry to scar your retinas so early in the morning/so close to lunch time, everyone, but news is news and here we are. Photographs of Kevin Federline‘s dick apparently surfaced online yesterday and everyone is going nuts. Keep in mind that a) this is probably not Kevin Federline’s dick and b) if it is, it’s his dick from like, 15 years ago when he wasn’t fat.

KFed has since claimed that this isn’t his junk and his is actually way bigger, which… LOL, okay… Let’s ask Britney about that one. But anyway, it’s behind the cut. Again, I apologize… and happy holidays!

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Liam Hemsworth sent Jennifer Lawrence a “love koala”

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Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth are two young, attractive people at the height of their careers. They’re also co-stars in The Hunger Games franchise and happen to be pretty much BFFs off camera, as well. However, there may be a new development to report in their relationship, since apparently Liam sent Jen a “love koala”, whatever the hell that is.

Via The Independent (which pulled this from Heat, so grain of salt and all):

“They’ve always had insane chemistry, but they’ve never been single at the same time before. In fact, when they first met on the set of The Hunger Games, Liam’s then-fiancé Miley Cyrus flew out, possibly to keep an eye on them, I think, because she was jealous,” the insider said. “Jen and Liam have been friends for years and she’s always confided in him about the drama in her love life. She’s really leaned on him during all the drama with Chris. ”

Even before promotional duties the pair have apparently been spending time together. Jennifer reportedly invited Liam to see her in Los Angeles so they could go over strategy for their media tour, but it led to a more personal conversation.

“Jen started pouring her heart out about Chris and things got personal. Liam knows Jen loves koala bears so, the next day, he had an enormous stuffed toy koala sent to Jen with a note saying, ‘Hold out for the perfect man,’” the source explained.

I’m going to go ahead and call complete and utter bullshit on this one, but whatever. Maybe it’s true. Maybe they’re the next “it” couple. I don’t think so, though (even if they do sorta work well together, from an outside perspective).

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The ‘Jurassic World’ trailer is here and I’m not sure how I feel about it

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Look, Jurassic Park was an absolute CLASSIC, guys. I loved it, you loved it – I don’t know anyone who didn’t love it. So popular was the dinosaur movie that DJs even made techno remixes of the theme song! It was a glorious time to be alive.

However, like most good things, they must all come to an end. Unfortunately, studio execs are greedy as shit and don’t know when to call it quits, so they keep making sequel after sequel, each installment of which is progressively shittier, and it’s embarrassing for everyone. Is that the case with Jurassic World? Eh, I’m not sure yet.

The technology for special effects has certainly got better since Jurassic Park 3 or whatever that disaster was called, and this one has Chris Pratt, and he’s all the rage right now, so I suppose it has that going for it, but like… really? You had THREE major fucking disasters with your experiment of bringing back dinosaurs and you’re seriously opening a THEME PARK for a shit ton of adults and kids to come to and get up close and personal with these things? You’re REALLY going to create a “hybrid” dinosaur, which is OBVIOUSLY going to get out and kill everyone? REALLY? I mean, I know it’s suspension of disbelief and all, but…

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What do you think? Will you see it? I mean, all bullshit aside, I will be on this like white on rice, despite its ridiculousness.

Kate Hudson works hard to look good

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When you look at Kate Hudson, I bet the very first thing that pops into your mind is, “How does she do it? How does she look so damn good?” Well, here’s the answer you probably never wanted to hear: she works hard for it. It’s not natural! Being super hot and sexy requires dedication, and Kate’s coming clean about just how much effort goes into maintaining her Hollywood looks.

The How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days actress admitted to Us Weekly at her mom Goldie Hawn‘s charity event Love In For Kids on Nov. 21 that she works her “ass off” to stay in shape and there’s simply no other secret to looking good.

After dishing that she loves a “real serious double double burger, fries, and Coke,” the Fabletics designer, 35, admitted that she has to work hard in the gym to maintain her perfect physique.

“I wouldn’t say [I work out] a lot, just consistently…People think for some reason you have to work out for two and a half hours…but, it can be little. It can be 20 minutes, it could be 40 minutes, but you have to [get it in],” she said. “You can’t do like two weeks and go like do two days and then take a week off and then do three days and then go, ‘Why aren’t I [seeing results?] I don’t get it.’ You know, you just got to do it — sad, like anything else in life!”

I mean… duh? I will never understand why anyone thinks there’s some magical secret to how someone in Hollywood looks. Not only do they do the whole “healthy diet and exercise” thing – often to extreme levels – but they have millions of dollars with which to hire private chefs, personal trainers and to invest in insane beauty treatments and Photoshopping and a million other things. It’s not brain surgery, people.

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Kim Kardashian gets the cover of ‘Elle’ UK

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Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Elle UK’s January 2015 issue, and she’s surprisingly clothed in these shots! There are three different covers, all shot by French photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino, and they’re all pretty decent… albeit EXTREMELY Photoshopped. I mean, come on – they’ve literally shaved off 60% of her hips/ass! What world do we live in that someone thinks we’re going to buy that this is Kim Kardashian’s real body? No thanks.

Anyhoo, here are the other shots…



It’s kinda funny she’s covering the “confidence” issue. How can you have confidence in something that only exists digitally? Aye carumba.

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