The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.
From US Weekly:
“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.
Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.
March 8, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Lindsay Lohan has her very own reality series on Oprah‘s OWN network, but listen, it’s not what you think. She’s not doing it to desperately crawl her way back to fame, or for the easy money she made which she needs to fuel her whatever-substance-she’s-on-these-days habit. No, she only had the purest of intentions and wanted to share her life with the world. In fact, Lindsay’s intentions are so pure, she wouldn’t even call it a reality show because it’s just TOO raw. Uh…
“I did it because it’s not a reality show, it’s pretty raw. Obviously it’s TV, so things will be edited in certain ways to get ratings, which I can’t control, but I do know that my intentions going into it were really pure and really honest. I appreciate all that’s happened and all that [Oprah has] done for me.”
“I love that I can call Oprah on the phone, and be like, ‘Oprah, can we talk right now?’ and she calls me within two minutes. I have to trick her into leaving voicemails, so I can just have Oprah’s voicemails… she’s the coolest person ever.”
I think it’s sweet (and sort of hilarious) that Oprah is pretty much Lindsay Lohan’s sober living coach now. And I really do wish Lindsay would get her shit together – she had so much potential and was on her way to the top, but got caught up in some bad shit. Will she ever get it back? Eh, I dunno.
Lindsay premieres on OWN this Sunday night. In the meantime, here’s Jimmy Fallon throwing a ton of water in her face like you know you’ve dreamed of doing many a time:
March 8, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
I have a feeling a lot of pre-teen Beliebers are going to learn a lot about their bodies today, because their hero Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pissing video has been released by the Miami Police Dept. and it’s all over the web. I don’t know who on earth would be interested in such a thing, but perhaps this is a treat for the urination fetishists?
I’ll just leave this here for you.
March 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian still tells the paparazzi her whereabouts [The Superficial]
Who did Jennifer Lawrence take to the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson has reached her goal weight [ICYDK]
Johnny Depp really wants Amber Heard to be a star [Celebitchy]
What’s wrong with the Jonas brothers? [Socialite Life]
What’s Lea Michele’s REAL name? [Moe Jackson]
Someone got undressed on the subway in China [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It’s time to feel real weird about the Duggars [Fishwrapper]
Khloe Kardashian bought Justin Bieber’s house [TooFab]
Here’s Kate Upton in leather [Celebslam]
Here’s a new trailer for that Nicole Kidman Grace Kelly movie [I'm Not Obsessed]
Taylor Momsen will never keep her clothes on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Is Jared Leto ever NOT hot? [Socialite Life]
Steven Spielberg wants to remake ‘West Side Story’ [The Frisky]
This is how Rihanna gets dressed [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Has Jennifer Aniston been crying on Gerard Butler’s shoulder? [Celebitchy]
Don’t worry, Andrew Garfield was really sweet to Batkid [The Superficial]
Lupita Nyong’o might have ANOTHER new boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Jimmy Fallon is letting his late-night fame go to his head [ICYDK]
Farrah Abraham is REALLY close to realising what a mess she is [Fishwrapper]
Samsung cashed in on Ellen’s Oscar selfie [Celebslam]
March 7, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Evil Beet
Lady Gaga is embarking on her ARTPOP world tour, but there’s a bit of a chink in the armor: people have been saying the whole thing is a flop and no one wants to buy any tickets. There used to be a day when a Gaga tour would sell out within about 3 minutes of tickets going on sale, but those days are gone. But does that really mean it’s a disaster? LiveNation, who partnered with her on the tour, is saying no.
Reports that ticket sales for Lady Gaga’s artRave: The ARTPOP Ball tour are struggling are “ridiculous,” according to Arthur Fogel, chairman of Live Nation’s global touring division, producers of the tour.
Ticket sales for North America and Europe are at 80% capacity sold, Fogel tells Billboard.biz, even though the tour doesn’t begin in America until May, and Europe in the Fall. “The run with Gaga over the last two tours has been incredibly successful, and this one is shaping up no differently,” Fogel says. He adds that Live Nation will announce an additional six Gaga shows in North America in the coming weeks (including a second in Los Angeles), as well as more dates in the U.K., including a fourth O2 in London.
The 29 shows that are on sale in North America have already grossed $26 million in ticket sales, according to Fogel, which averages out to a healthy nightly take of nearly $900,000 per show. Referring to published reports that Gaga’s June show at the Marcus Amphitheater in Milwaukee was “flopping,” Fogel says, “When something like Milwaukee specifically comes up, that show has sold 14,264 tickets, the gross is $961,000, and it’s at the end of June. I just don’t know how this shit gets any traction without people doing their homework.”
Fogel also laughed off reports that LiveNation has already lost $30 million from Gaga’s tour, insisting that only a “complete fool” would say that because it makes “no sense on any level”. I mean… methinks he doth protest too much here, but whatever.
Here are the facts: concerts are expensive as shit, and audiences want to be entertained. Gaga was entertaining for a good few years because she’s so weird. She came to an awards show inside a fucking egg, for crying out loud. However, now people are used to her. The novelty has worn off and she’s finding it harder and harder to outdo herself. Who could, really? People aren’t willing to pay $100 or $200 to see some bullshit they’ve seen for the past 5 years – especially when the bullshit isn’t even really all that good. Gaga’s gone for style over substance the past few years, and people are realizing it. The end.
March 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week’s best and worst celeb looks. Now let’s take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As always, mine are at the bottom.