About a month ago, the Internet was going nuts because it seemed Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill had not only made their relationship official, but were ready to make it permanent and get engaged. Nicki had been dropping hints all over social media before posting a picture of what we all thought was an engagement ring. And she’s never spoken about it again, but she’s also never said she’s NOT engaged… but Meek Mill sure set the record straight.
Most recently, his relationship with Nicki Minaj has been the subject of rigorous speculation, with various outlets reporting that a ring he bought her in Miami was an engagement ring. It wasn’t. “It’s definitely real,” he says of their relationship, “but it ain’t really time to get married yet. We’re still learning each other, feeling each other out.” Not that it matters: the story has been printed. Meek’s grandmother has been calling him about that one (“Whatever she sees on TV, she believes,” he says), and other celebrities, most notably Drake, have started congratulating them publicly, lending credence to the idea.
Right, so basically it was a bullshit stunt to drum up press? Come on, Nicki – you don’t need to stoop that low. What was the point of that?
The last we’d heard from Jonathan Rhys Meyers, he was heading back to rehab (and this was in 2009!) for trouble with alcoholism. Since then, all has been quiet when it came to news of him… until last week, when he was pictured walking the streets of London looking fucked up (to say the least) and drinking vodka straight out of the bottle. Uh oh!
However, he broke his silence yesterday on the photos, apologizing via his fiancee Mara Lane’s Instagram page for his relapse and promising to work on getting better:
A photo posted by Mara Lane (@thelionandthelambchop) on
Here’s the full text of his apology:
Mara and I are thankful for your support and kindness during this time. I apologize for having a minor relapse and hope that people don’t think too badly of me. I stopped drinking immediately and it is no reflection on Damascus Cover as I was not meant to attend Cannes this year and I apologize to fans and colleagues. I am on the mend and thank well wishers and sorry for my disheveled appearance as I was on my way home from a friends and had not changed I feel I made a mistake and feel quite embarrassed but this was just a blip in my recovery otherwise I’m living a healthy life.
Love and blessings.
She looks miserable and really hurt. It can’t be easy to see someone you love in a state like he was in in those photos, so I hope he works some shit out, and soon.
I know this headline probably seemed like a joke, but I promise it’s real. Here’s the scoop: Kylie Jenner‘s Twitter seemed like it had been hacked on Monday when a strange photo was posted. The strangeness lay in the fact that the words in the photo were horribly misspelled, and the topic was not something you’d typically associate with anyone from the Kardashian/Jenner family: chemtrails.
If you’re not sure what chemtrails are, it’s basically a conspiracy theatre in which people think planes are depositing biological weapons in the skies and they’re killing all the bees. It’s nuts as shit, but Kylie is a believer, as you can tell:
WHO IS RESPONCIBLE? That’s what we all want to know.
Fans were all like, “??????” and one sarcastically even suggested that Kylie should do a TED talk on chemtrails, since she feels so passionately. Never one to pick up what the world is putting down, Kylie revealed that she’d love to do just that – and also clarified that she didn’t write the words on the photo she posted, because she actually knows how to spell.
We didn’t report on B.B. King‘s death earlier this month, but needless to say, the loss of the legendary blues musician at 89 years old was incredibly sad. But now it might be even sadder than we initially thought, because while 89 is a completely reasonable age for someone to pass from natural causes, King’s daughters don’t believe that’s what happened at all, In fact, they believe their father was poisoned by his close aides.
Karen Williams and Patty King said the musician was given “foreign substances to induce his premature death” by his business manager Laverne Toney.
Lawyers for King’s estate said the claims are unfounded and disrespectful.
Nevada’s Clark County Coroner said it would investigate with the Las Vegas Police Department’s homicide division.
“At this point, we don’t have evidence that these allegations of foul play will be substantiated,” Clark County Coroner John Fudenberg said.
“However, we are taking them very seriously and will be conducting a thorough investigation.
“We are co-ordinating our investigative efforts with the homicide division of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. I expect the investigation will take a minimum of six to eight weeks.”
However a statement from the Las Vegas Police Department said: “Until such time as the Clark County Coroner determines Mr King’s death to be from other than natural causes, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department is not moving forward with any investigation.”
One of the assistants – who just so happens to be the executor of B.B.’s will – calls these claims “ridiculous”, but his family insists that these aides had sequestered B.B. from them in the later years of his life.
It’s so sad, either way, but if indeed there was something criminal here, these people need to be brought to justice.
We only found out right before Christmas that Keira Knightley was pregnant with her first child with husband James Righton, and since then, she’s kept a pretty low profile. That’s why, even though I’m pleased to report to you that Keira has now given birth and the pair have a healthy new baby, that’s just about all I can tell you.
US Weekly confirmed that Keira had the baby, but no one knows the gender, when the baby was born, what the name is, etc. And really, why should we? I mean, I’m sure we will eventually since privacy is not the name of the celebrity game, but I suppose fans will have to be content for now knowing that Keira and James are parents now.
Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama have been back together for a long time now, and they’re totally adorable and in love (or sickening and gross, if you’re not into the whole romance thing). Engagement rumours have been making the rounds for several months, and while they haven’t confirmed anything, both of them feel the need to splash their love all over social media whenever they can.
Get your barf bags ready!
@WValderrama I know this won't mean anything to you but our love is greater than Olivia Pope and Pres. Fitzgerald Grant's
Ugh, y’all know I love The Rock and think he’s the ultimate sweetheart (in a completely nonsexual way), so I love being able to post stories about him, since they’re always so positive and uplifting, even when they’re silly, like this one. Dwayne wanted to set the world record for most selfies taken in 3 minutes, so he embarked on the challenge while on the red carpet at the London premiere of San Andreas, which I would actually totally see.
The Guinness Book of World Records was on hand to hand him his award, and whole thing was captured – and posting to Dwayne’s Instagram to celebrate!
To be fair, I feel like this can’t possibly be the first record he’s broken. What about the record for the most cod eaten in a day? Is that a thing? Because it should be. Also, I have to ask: why do people insist on carrying their iPhones around without cases? Seeing it raises my blood pressure every time. Maybe people just aren’t as clumsy as me, but I swear I would have smashed my phone to pieces if it weren’t for my case (which is a Speck case, for the curious).