There’s a water shortage happening in California at the moment, so celebrities are doing double-duty when it comes to taking part in the ice bucket challenge. KStew and Nicholas Hoult used old bath water and now we’ve got Matt Damon getting water from his toilet to complete the challenge. Uh… whatever works, I suppose, but it is pretty gross.
For the record, it’s no wonder Matt is hyperviligant about saving water – he co-founded Water.org, a charity to bring clean drinking water to people around the world.
August 28, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the world with their impending (but seemingly never arriving) nuptials for what seems like ages, but it’s really happened! They got married on Saturday and now they’re officially husband and wife!
BREAKING: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple.
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 28, 2014
I mean, this is actually the sum and total of what we know about this grand event, but that’s good enough for us. Despite the fucked up way their relationship came about all those years ago, you can’t stand in the way of true love and they do make a fantastic couple. Congrats to them!
August 28, 2014 at 7:39 am by Jennifer
Pardon the profanity in the headline, but that is indeed a direct quote. You see, Kristen Stewart is not here for your nonsense. She doesn’t care if you think she’s miserable, a bad actress, a pothead, a cheater, whatever – she’s not buying into it, so that’s all on you. Basically, she’s just living her life and you don’t know dick-shit about it. So there.
From Vanity Fair France:
I never really thought of anything in terms of designing a career. I never tried to shape people’s perspectives of me, which is something that a lot of people do. There are certain actors and artists who want to be a certain kind of actor or certain kind of artist, and I’m really not like that. I have very much fallen into every situation, every creative and not creative experience, that I have delved into, based on gut. Therefore true regret can never eat at me. In terms of what people consume about you and then subsequently how they shape their opinion of you, none of it is wrong. It’s all a varied assortment of whatever flavors they’ve picked up at the newsstand or in the theater or on the Internet. But that literally is something that is not designed by me and so it’s not something that bothers me. But I don’t want to add to this already pre-existing, enormous mound of salacious bullshit that isn’t real. That’s not me defending anything. That’s true. Just being in the middle of it it’s weird to comment on it. But I feel oddly capable of stepping outside and going, “Isn’t it obvious to everyone?” I mean, it’s fun, like Valentine says, in Sils Maria. The stories are fun, but do you not realize that there are characters that have been cast in the media and people like to get their weekly fill on these stories. It’s like soap opera. I try not to let it mess with me, because my true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don’t know dick shit. Who could? By the way nobody knows. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. You’re going to die. You’re going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you’re going to grow old with. But you’re going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody f—king knows anything.
Look, I love me some KStew – always have, always will. I think it’s great that she’s refused to be told how she should be acting, what she should be doing, what her “job” is as an actress. It’s all fine for actresses to be bubbly and cheery and have bucketloads of what people find to be palatable personalities, but I really like that Kristen Stewart really does not give a single shit about any of that. If she wants to smile, she will. If she doesn’t, she certainly won’t – especially not because you told her to.
This whole thing did get lost in a neverending rant, I’ll admit, but what can I say? I’m a fan. More of her personality than her acting skills, but nevertheless…
August 28, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
I don’t think anyone actually really knows what’s going on with Beyoncé and Jay-Z. First they can’t stand each other and are planning to divorce and now all of a sudden Bey is pregnant again, apparently. At least that’s what OK Magazine and MediaTakeOut are saying.
He’s informed their entire entourage that they need to use relaxed voices, mellow lighting, and listen only to soft music, and he’s said that all of the food Beyonce’s eat should be organic. He’s really doing his best to make sure that she’s as comfortable and healthy as possible.
Yeah, okay – I don’t really think so, but I guess you never know. I just hope they don’t end up actually having another baby to shut up reports that their marriage is falling apart. That’s a recipe for disaster if ever I’ve heard one.
August 28, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Usher has always thought he was Michael Jackson reincarnate (even before MJ was dead), so it’s no surprise to me that he’s continuing to try to morph into the King of Pop. It’s not happening, of course, but that doesn’t seem to discourage him. His new single is called ‘She Came to Give It to You’, which is like ‘Blurred Lines’ redux. Because we needed another ‘Blurred Lines’, of course.
This song is awful.
August 27, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Ariana Grande only has one good angle [Celebitchy]
Did Vanessa Hudgens just fart or something? [Celebslam]
The Howe Twins spent the day at the Playboy mansion… [Moe Jackson]
Oh dear, it looks like Joe Jonas got a little too wasted [Socialite Life]
Rita Ora didn’t bother to wear a bra on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Selena Gomez is bringing the side-boob for all to see [Popoholic]
How on earth is Jenna Jameson an erotic author now? [Romance Beat]
What will Miley Cyrus‘ next album be like? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Stacy Keibler had her baby and no one cared [TooFab]
Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario got naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Here are some celeb friends you might be surprised by [theBERRY]
Prince has a new single – but is it any good? [Celebuzz]
American Horror Story: Freakshow has its first real trailer [PopBytes]
The Kardashians/Jenners are heartless, mindless idiots [The Blemish]
Joe Manganiello looks good running errands [ICYDK]
Mel B has a pretty sexy body, even now [Celebslam]
Why is Alessandra Ambrosio always in a bikini? [Moe Jackson]
Daniel Radcliffe is looking dapper, I must say [Socialite Life]
This is how celebrity romance goes awry [Celebitchy]
Do we really have a crush on Jessica Alba? [theBERRY]
Jessica Hart is in ‘GQ’ in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It’s safe to say that Mila Kunis is extremely pregnant [Popoholic]
Here’s some Hollywood chicks getting whipped or whatever [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kate Middleton is turning Kensington Palace into a club for Prince Harry‘s birthday [Celebitchy]
Here’s a bunch of kids reenacting Emmy nominees [I'm Not Obsessed]
JWoww insists she’s never had plastic surgery [TooFab]
Cute animals can always make a Monday better [Celebuzz]
Nicki Minaj‘s dreams have really changed [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian goes makeup-free for Instagram [ICYDK]