Yesterday, news broke that surprised exactly no one but horrified us all: Chris Brown is the father of a 9-month-old baby girl with a former model named Nia. Unfortunately, this news wasn’t really welcome to Chris’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran, who is pissed off because she’s partied with Nia without ever knowing that Nia has a baby with her boyfriend. Um… oops?
In any case, Karrueche ain’t having it and she’s decided to break up with Chris for the 900th time:
Well, for now, anyway. I’m sure they’ll be back together in no time. Of course, she claims this gives her a “clean break” from the shitty relationship, but if she hasn’t done it yet, I doubt this will be the final straw.
Here’s a pic of Nia and Karrueche partying together that TMZ got a hold of, because of course they did:
Justin Bieber‘s Comedy Central roast is upon us, and there’s so much to look forward to, like people completely ripping the little twerp a new asshole and… well, I guess that’s pretty much it. Oh, don’t worry, he can handle it – he’s a big boy now.
Hey guys, awesome news! Just when you thought you couldn’t get enough of the Kardashian clan – after all, there’s only Keeping Up with the Kardsahians, Kim & Kourtney Take New York, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons,Whateverthefuck Kardashian Takes My Butt, etc – we’re about to get one more treat sent our way. That’s right: Kendall and Kylie Jenner are getting their own spinoff show.
The prospect of a “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” spinoff series focusing on the two teen members of the reality TV clan has been discussed at E! and Ryan Seacrest Prods.
A show insider tells Variety that a spinoff is on the drawing board, although it’s unclear how quickly it might come together. Sources caution that there have been no formal negotiations with the Jenner siblings. A spokesperson for E! says there is no spinoff in the works.
But putting a bigger spotlight on the daughters of Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner is an obvious next step for E! as Kendall’s and Kylie’s celebrity and social-media following has grown by leaps and bounds during the past year.
Huh. To be honest, I imagine it’d be slightly less obnoxious than Kim’s blank staring and high-pitched airheadedness that fills all the other Kardashian shows, but not by much. After all, Kylie is shaping herself into Kim Jr, so it doesn’t look good. Kylie’s okay, though (for now). If you can’t beat ‘em, might as well try and find a way to tolerate them.
We knew the stars of Fifty Shades of Grey had to be making a pretty penny, considering how much the movie is grossing worldwide, but just how rich is the BDSM-lite trilogy making our Christan Grey in real life? Well, a lot – but not actually that much if you think about it.
Apparently Jamie Dornan made a paltry $1.2 million for the first movie, which is great money to us laymen, but absolute shit in movie star money. I guess the studio got a little scared that their main man might pull out, though, because the sequel should earn him a cool $6.9 million – at least according to the Daily Star. A nice increase, for sure, but still not really a decent portion of the pie if you consider how much this franchise is raking in.
Here’s a quote from ~a source~ just for good measure: “Jamie has signed the deal and he’s thrilled, the money on offer was just too good. Jamie has made it known that doubts could be in place if Sam Taylor-Johnson [director] exits, but it’s just a ploy designed to put pressure on James and push her to loosen her grip. The truth is that Jamie plans to do all three, and very much with the backing of his family.”
Huh. Well, there ya go. You know his wife is gettin’ PAID for this bullshit, though.
Michelle Williams has been raising her daughter Matilda alone since the death of Heath Ledger back in 2008, and as all single parents can attest to out there, it ain’t easy. Of course, it’s probably a lot easier for people who have millions of dollars and can afford hired help, but Michelle has always come off as someone (and insisted she is someone) who wants to raise her daughter HERSELF rather than handing her over to nannies nonstop. That’s hard work, especially when you’re trying to fit movies into the equation, and basically it’s left Michelle feeling really, really sleepy.
From ELLE UK:
“I feel like I’m so good at raising a kid when I’m not working. I don’t forget anything. I’ve got everything covered. It’s a real luxury to have a moment when I’m not scrambling. I feel like most of my life, I’m trying to do two things at once, both to the best of my abilities. So that leaves me feeling pretty exhausted.”
“I’m the person who falls asleep all the time. You invite me over for dinner or to a party, and there’s a whole scrapbook of pictures of me napping. I’ve even been given a nickname because of my snoring.”
Damn, girl – at least you even make it to the party. If someone starts something at, like, 9pm, I’m always like, “Seriously? I’m trying to be home in bed at 9pm!” Can’t be going to bed all hours of the night – those times in my life are long gone.
In any case, Matilda is 10 now, and from the photos I’ve seen on Google, she looks EXACTLY like her dad. Good for Michelle for putting her daughter before her career – especially since she’s so good at what she does. According to IMDB, she does have two movies in pre-production at the moment, though, so hopefully we’ll see some more work from her soon!
Chris Brown has always wanted children – hell, he wanted to knock up both Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time since, you know, he was fucking them both simultaneously. It looks like this wish has already been granted, since TMZ found out that he actually has a 9-month-old daughter!
The baby’s mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia–who we’re told has known Chris for several years.
Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms — however they’re not together romantically. We’re told 25-year-old Chris is happy about being a father.
It does not appear there is a formal child support order in place — and we do not know the nature of any informal terms of support.
Yikes. If there’s anything worse than Chris Brown’s mere existence, it’s the thought of him fathering a child. Then again, biologically fathering a child and actually helping to raise it as an actual father are two totally different things, and unsurprisingly, it seems like he’s skipping out on he latter. Way to be a scumbag, Chris! Wouldn’t have expected anything less.
Then again, maybe this is the kindest thing he’s ever done – saving that poor child from himself.
If you answered yes to that question, you’re not alone, apparently. If you answered, “Who?” to that question, then you’re only slightly better off than me, who knows she was in that Spring Breakers travesty and is also on Pretty Little Liars, but it sorta ends there. But I digress. We’re here to talk about Ashley Benson‘s bitchiness, and apparently she’s got it in spades – at least according to… anyone who meets her.
“Weirdly, I’m shy,” she says. “When people first meet me, they always think that I’m a bitch. I always get called that. Always. Because I don’t talk. I get really nervous in public situations, but once you get to know me, I’m so outgoing, I’m so loud and bombastic. I have the biggest mouth. But [at first] I’m very closed off. I hold in emotions. I don’t like to be vulnerable, ever. But when you’re acting, you get to explore those feelings and those emotions and those moments. Acting is so fun. I love memorising lines and I love doing scenes.”
She sighs. “If I could work and not have anyone know who I am – I know it’s not possible – that would be my goal.”
Don’t you love when people pull the “I’m just here for the art!” lark? Ya, okay. I mean, whatever – maybe she is just a true artiste and fame gets in the way, but somehow I don’t buy it.
Anyhoo, here are some more pics of Ashley looking like a bitch moody and very fashionable from the shoot.
Can anyone tell me if Pretty Little Liars is worth binge watching? I just finished the third season of House of Cards and I’m desperate.