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Katy Perry shames the Australian paparazzi for being “perverted and disgusting”

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Katy Perry is currently in Australia for the latest leg of her Prismatic World Tour, and when she’s not working, she likes to enjoy some downtime at the local beaches, just like anyone would. The only trouble is, she’s a famous popstar and gets “stalked” by paparazzi wherever she goes. These dudes are pretty persistent in Australia, apparently, and won’t go away even when she nicely but firmly tells them to buzz off and give her personal space.

So bothered was Katy by a recent experience with three men in particular that she publicly shamed them on Twitter, even going so far as to post photos of them, though to be honest, they don’t look like they really give a shit, unfortunately.


And here are the pictures…

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People think it’s so great to be famous, but THIS is the kinda bullshit you put up with. Nah, I’m good.

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Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with weed and dildos

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Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?




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A photo posted by ????Persian Smilers???? (@mileycyrvs_iran) on

Jesus, I’m exhausted now.

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Best, Worst, And WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014

I don't think it can get more WTF than this. Here's Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande's insufferable brother.

I don’t think it can get more WTF than this. Here’s Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande‘s insufferable brother.

Welcome to our Best, Worst, and WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014. What the hell is the point of the AMAs (American Music Awards) anyway? I think the point is for us to critique and criticize what everyone is wearing. So join me, and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night!

 

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TV show host Adrianna Costa. I’m sorry, but either wear a skirt that isn’t sheer or put on some damn pants, because the middle zone is ridiculous.

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Bill Cosby refuses to answer to “innuendos”

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Sure, the list of women coming forward about their experiences of rape and other sexual abuse at the hands of Bill Cosby over the past four decades continues to grow, but until now, Bill himself has remained mum on the subject, barely bothering to shake his head (in bewilderment? guilt? stupidity?) or seeming outright dismissive about it. But now, the man himself has finally spoken up about why he won’t be addressing these women: it’s quite frankly because he refuses to address “innuendos”.

On Friday, Cosby told Florida Today he won’t respond to “innuendos,” referring to the women’s accusations.

“I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos. People should fact-check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos,” Cosby told the newspaper in a backstage interview before his sellout performance at the King Center for the Performing Arts in Melbourne.

I’m sorry, but I refuse to believe that a learned man like Dr. Bill Cosby – again, he has a fucking PhD. – doesn’t know the definition of the word “innuendo”. There is no innuendo involved – what we have are countless, detailed and explicit accusations of the hell this man put these women through. Don’t pretend you’re an idiot NOW – and certainly don’t treat US like we’re dumb enough to fall for your bullshit. Enough is enough.

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Kendra Wilkinson took Hank Baskett back because he’s naive and gullible

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Kendra Wilkinson is currently in Australia, where she’s appearing on the UK’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (and is doing a hilarious job of it – watching her eat kangaroo dick is a highlight of 2014), but before she went, she sat down for an interview with US Weekly to explain why she’s staying with husband Hank Baskett despite the fact that he carried on a lengthy affair with a transgender model while she was at home raising their two kids (one of which had just been born).

So why are they still together? Well, hey, that poor sweet little Hank was just so “gullible and naive” that she can’t help but think he didn’t mean anything by it and they ought to give it another go. Really?

“It’s going to take a lifetime to trust him again,” Wilkinson admitted, to which her husband, 32, later replied, “I will spend my life trying to get Kendra to trust me again.”

“All I can say is I believe Hank. I love Hank. And he’s proven to me that he’s worth forgiving and fighting for,” she tells Us. “He was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and unfortunate things took place. He’s very gullible and naive.”

Far be it for me to tell someone what’s worth fighting for in their relationship and all, but I kinda think this is a joke. It has to be, right? Like, Kendra can’t honestly believe that this idiot is innocent and his junk just FELL into another woman… repeatedly… for months… I mean, WHAT?

Whatever. I think I’ll preserve what brain cells I can and not think about this any more.

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Jennifer Aniston has a great idea for a ‘Friends’ reboot

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I think most people can agree: Friends was one of the best shows ever put on TV and is still just as funny today as when it was live on the air back in the ’90s and early ’00s. Even now, new generations of fans are being introduced to the show and it’s awesome – but would they ever consider a reunion?

Jennifer Aniston has an even better idea. While appearing on The Graham Norton Show in the UK this week, Jen revealed her secret wish: maybe the ‘Friends’ cast could come back together when they’re all geriatric and it can be more like The Golden Girls. Great idea, right?

Here’s part of Jen’s interview. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to watch The One with the Holiday Armadillo.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce does in the ’7/11′ video

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It’s time Beyoncé came out with some new music, I guess, so she’s dropped the first single from her upcoming album. The song is called ’7/11′ and it already has a video. The “unique” concept behind it, I guess, comes from the fact that it’s all shot in home movie format – we’re meant to feel like we’ve got a sneak peak into how Beyonce lives because all of this was shot on the balconies or in the hallways of the penthouse suites she spends her life in. How do I feel about it? Eh…

It’s all downright ridiculous, really. While the entire clip is full of “WTF?” moments, the following 5 take the cake:

1. Beyonce, in a fit of laughter, sits on the bathroom floor and lifts her foot to her ear, pretending to use it as a telephone. Your foot cannot transmit or receive data.

2. Beyonce attempts to do that weird “dance” move where you hold your leg in front of you and then jump over it with the other leg. She fails.

3. Beyonce and friends crowd around a small pile of bills – the bills look to be small denominations and add up to probably no more than $100. Hardly ballin’ out.

4. Beyonce wears a blue sweatshirt that says “KALE” in large letters. Kale is gross.

5. Beyonce has a split second light saber fight with a fully masked/hooded villain who disappears as soon as he appears.

And that’s just to name a few.

The beat of the song is fantastic – whoever Beyonce has producing for her now is great – but I just don’t know what any of it means. I don’t think pop music (or any kind of art) has to mean something – it can certainly exist for itself without reference to anything else, but something is just… missing. Then again, I thought that about the self-titled album for about half a day and now I will lose my mind to it, so… there’s that. ‘

What do you think?