Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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  • Damn, Tyra is so incredibly hot! I wish, I just wish, even if it was for just one brief moment in time, that I could feel the hottness of her intensely electrifying karma while simply standing next to her in the same room with a throng of people.

    Even in a crowded room she would exude every living shining glory around her because she is that ultimate dream-reality woman who shines brighter than any star in this universe.

    When I look at Tyra, I see the magnificence and the face of God. It’s the only reason why you need to wake up in the morning and look forward to the next day and forevermore.

    I mean, just look at her! What mortal in his right freakin’ mind could ever want anything more than that? How could you possibly want more than perfection?!!!

    Listen, it doesn’t get any better than Tyra Banks. She would be my religion, my worship, my singing praise to dear God for all eternity. Hmmm, yes, she is that good.

    Furthermore, I think that Tyra could do so many things it’s almost infinitely mind-boggling. For starters, she could be an ambassador for sick. Her mere prescence and visitations to the sick in hospitals would heal anyone. Recovery time for patients would improve so dramatically that it would be nothing short of miraculous.

    Okay, it’s not that I am so completely taken with this woman, it’s more of the fact that I recognize sheer power, intelligence extraordinaire, confidence with style and grace, humility with a wonderful sense of humor and a grandiose flair of reality resident in the spiritual effervescence of one the most remarkable gifts that God has ever given to man, uh, to the world.

    What a treasure…what a blessing…and if she was my partner…oh, glory, halleluah! Can somebody sing the “Campbell Soup Song”? “Hmmm, good!!!”

  • TYRA BANK IS SO BEAUTIFUL. IF SHE GAIN WEIGHT OH WELL. HOLLYWOOD, TV SHOWS AND MODELING AGENCY BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO BE 0 TO 6 TO BE BEAUTIFUL THAT A LIE AND NO ONE SHE EVER BELIVE THAT. THAT WHY A LOTS OF TEENAGE GIRLS OR DOING SO MUCH TO LOSE THEIR BABY FAT TO LOOK LIKE THESE STAR ON TV SHOW. WE NEED MORE REGULAR SIZE ACTOR AND ACTRESS OUT THERE IN HOLLYWOOD. PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP AND SEE THAT ALL SIZES AND BEAUTIFUL.

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