Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Wienermobile’s Catalytic Converter stolen

As if the world didn’t see cold and scary enough as it was. Now a new level of depravity enters the picture. One where even hot dogs on wheels aren’t safe from thieves.

Word is the 27-foot-long hot dog was parked outside a Vegas hotel when fun hating thieves slithered from… I’m guessing the sewers… and made off with the catalytic converter from the undercarriage of the famous car.

Police have no suspects and likely never will. A local Penske trucking company helped give the dog a temporary fix so it could get back on the road and back to doing gods work, spreading the joy of hot dogs.