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Britney is coming to Broadway!

Britney fans have been starving for a new way to embrace their inner bitch and they may just have it!

Coming in 2023 is Once Upon a One More Time — the new musical scored by a sea of Britney Spears hits — is coming to Broadway next year, producers revealed on Friday.

The show will open at the Marquis Theatre in New York City on June 22, 2023, although casting hasn’t been done at all.

But you got to hear the description. I’m so certain I’m being punk’d that I think I’ll just c/p the description right from the theaters site:

“In this highly anticipated world premiere of the Broadway-bound musical, beloved classic fairytale princesses gather for their fortnightly book club, longing for a new story. When a rogue fairy godmother drops The Feminine Mystique into their corseted laps, it spurs a royal revelation: there is more to life than bird-made dresses and true love’s kiss! Powered by the chart-topping anthems of the Princess of Pop herself, Britney Spears—including “Oops!… I Did It Again,” “Lucky,” “Stronger,” and “Toxic”—Once Upon a One More Time sends audiences on a heartwarming and uproarious musical adventure about smashing the glass slipper and reclaiming your own happily ever after.”