Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West Housewares coming to a mass produced store near you

Kanye loves to act like he’s not a part of the same machine every other musical act is a part of, but at the end of the day, the dollar is in charge.

That explains the ridiculous news that Kanye’s company Mascotte Holdings, Inc. recently filed a trademark application to use his name on a line of home decor products.  Like Kanye placemats (seriously) and shower curtains.

Last year Kim announced she was coming out with a line of home goods, but in respect to Kim, she’s made no secret that her brand is her business and that means everything is on the table.

According to legal documents obtained by TMZ the homeware line will feature shower curtains, towels, textile wall hangings, placemats, and an array of blankets.

Seriously tho.  That’s dorm shit.  You’re decorating a dorm.