Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Harry become Chief Impact Officer at Tech Start Up

Hey, you know how hard it is to find a job right now? Imagine you’ve never even had a job before? It must be impossible to get people’s attention and show them your capabilities.

Luckily someone at BetterUp, a San Fransisco mental health start up, saw Harry and just knew he was the man to help coach executives off a ledge during hard times.   Just be aware, he may tell your executive to flee the company and crash at a friends Santa Barbara mansion.

Harry’s title will be ‘chief impact officer’ at BetterUp, where they say he will help promote an app used by corporate giants including Hilton, Facebook and oil firm Chevron to improve the wellbeing of their staff.

The company’s chief executive Alexi Robichaux has declined to say how much the royal will be paid, although similar roles at other California firms would command 100’s of thousands.  Some even millions.

I assume Harry’s primary roll is to get their name out there and now that’s done. You’ve earned a happy hour, Harry!  Welcome to the grind!