Please god, I hope this is all just a big misunderstanding.
According to rumor mills, Adele has been seen on the DL with legendary lady hitter and drug paranoia prince, Chris Brown. Something I chose to ignore because I assumed at this point the only women who would date him were gold diggers and star fuckers.
Then Page6 had to go and blow my mind.
According to the mothership of Gossip, Chris Brown was seen slipping into Adeles London home this weekend.
e arrived at the 32-year-old singer’s home at around midnight, and stayed until 2am. “It was all a bit cloak and dagger,” the source says. “He arrived in the middle of the night and didn’t leave until around 2AM.
“He arrived in huge, blacked-out cars, with plenty of muscle surrounding him!”
NO. NO. NO. This is why you can’t have nice things, Adele.
— Page Six (@PageSix) October 12, 2020