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Ellen & Portia selling Montecito masterpiece

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are serious veterans of the real estate game.  Never staying long in any home as they move like locusts across Los Angeles.

They’ve hung a $6.9 million price tag on a quirky, postcard-perfect English Tudor residence in the deceptively low-key but seriously high-toned seaside community of Montecito, Calif.

(approx.) 5,500 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 full and 2 half bathrooms

Damn I love Tudors.