Today's Evil Beet Gossip

McDonald’s selling Quarter Pounder® scented candles

I wish I was a vegitarian so my outrage over this was more justified.  McDonalds is selling candles that smell like the ingredients that make up a Quarter Pounder®.

Why? The bullshit answer from McD’s is that it’s to honor the nearly 50 years the burger’s been around. But who honors “nearly 50 years”?  Whatever, it’s not important.

What’s important is that beef and onion scented candles are like barf flavored jelly beans.  It’s a funny gift, I guess. But don’t bring that shit here. I got no time for it!