Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Michelle Obama would win primaries according to NH Poll

This summer Michelle Obama was voted the most admired woman in the world. The world! And that respect is being demonstrated in an interesting way.

A poll taken in New Hampshire revealed Michelle would nab 26% of the votes in the states Democratic Primary, despite not even running.

Obama would be six percentage points ahead of current front-runners Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren – each of whom would secure 20% of the New Hampshire vote should the First Lady throw her hat into the ring.

Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders would drop to fourth place, with a 15% share.

The poll was conducted by The Boston Herald and Franklin Pierce University and will likely cause ex FLOTUS’ phone to ring off the hook, since none of the existing candidates really stand a chance against Trump.