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Patton Oswalt Selling Los Feliz Crib Before Wedding

Patton Oswalt is selling his Los Feliz home. Prob to leave behind any weird juju left from his 1st wife. I get that.

With 3 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms plus a detached one-bed/one-bath guesthouse that together span 3,595-square-feet, the handsome yet unassuming residence sits proudly just a bit above the street with a gated and foliage protected courtyard entry. The foyer features a gracefully curved staircase and practical if not particularly bewitching mottled grey floor tiles that switch to far more fetching honey-toned narrow gauge hardwoods in the adjoining formal living and dining rooms, the former with a fireplace and coved ceiling moldings and the latter with chatoyant decorative wood beams on the ceiling. A wide archway joins the dining room with a galley-style kitchen renovated with high-end appliances, solid surface countertops on white Shaker style cabinets and snazzy quatrefoil-patterned white tile backsplashes.

PRICE: $2,499,000
SIZE: 3,595 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms plus 1-bed/1-bath guesthouse