I hear Amy Schumer has split from her boyfriend of a year and a half, Ben. Her rep released a statement saying ‘Amy and Ben have ended their relationship after thoughtful consideration and remain friends.’
I never felt solid about their relationship and I’ll tell you why. They met, as many of you know, on a dating app that pairs celebrities with better than average “regular” people that are seeking famous partners. How could you ever feel like you were anything other than a meal ticket? I’ve heard Amy say a few times about how he just made her feel so safe because he’s got her back 100%, and that’s probably true, considering you all but hired him.
So anyway, that’s over now and hopefully she’ll find her next love under more organic circumstances, like a Hollywood Hills house party or a billionaire’s mega yacht.
Whatevs. Love ya, girl.