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MET GALA FASHION REVIEW

The biggest night in fashion was tonight!   You might not understand the outfits, you might love them, you might think the whole thing is a big waste of time. But it’s here, dammit. It’s here.

I take my fashion very seriously. And I treated it honestly. Like all art, it’s subjective. So if I like something you hate or hate something you like, have at it in the comments. But these are my opinions.

Lets begin.

 

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd.  A PDA Smörgåsbord.  Seelie’s dress, hair and presence were completely uninteresting.  BOOOYAH… right out the gate.

 

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Question me? Look at it.  Take that shit to the beach, girl. Respect your surroundings.

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Thandie Newton.  Eh. I mean it’s better than Seweeknd, but meh.

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Ashley Graham looks appropriate and … good. Just good.

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WTH people?!?! What’s with the boring ass outfits? When even Kim “Balmain” Kardashian is plain, we have trouble.

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Ok now. Gisele can always be counted on. Complete silhouette. Ass for days.

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I don’t know Laura Osnes is but FINALLY we’re stepping up the game.

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Don’t even care who this is, but this dress is a slap in the face of everything the met carpet is about.

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Katy Perry. Never before have I found your presence so necessary.

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Gisele’s still going.

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Yes, Katy. That a way.

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“Hot bitches” – Liz Lemon

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Tracee Ross is part of my fame squad, so whatever she does is ok.  That’s….. how.

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Kendall Jenner.

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Pharell, Gala co-chair, with his wife Helen Lasichanh:  Like you, my instinct is to loath. But if you knew the person being honored, (Rei Kawakubo), You’d know she’s totally on point.

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Aymeline Valad is a model and she has my favorite look of the night.

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Rose Byrne looks gentle and elegant

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Donatella Versace and a Kardashian

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HANDS DOWN WINNER: This isn’t the first time I’ve singles Zendaya out for her daring and amazing fashion.  LOVE

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1 CommentLeave a comment

  • fashion is so weird. but I know these are supposed to be weird so…yeah, kinda boring. however, I don’t care what the theme was, katy perry looks cray. I may be upset with her still becacuse of that dumb instagram video she posted about her haircut comparing it to obama. so.

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