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Lindsay Lohan Has A Strange New Accent — WTF?

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For an actress who literally hasn’t worked in years, Lindsay Lohan still manages to somehow find the money to traipse around the globe (or find rich people to attach herself to who will pay her way) doing… whatever it is she does that is most definitely NOT acting. OR IS IT? Lindsay recently opened a nightclub in Greece, and while she was there she gave an interview in which something very, very strange happened — she suddenly had a bizarre accent.

It’s hard to describe what this accent actually is. It’s part Russian, part French, and a whole lot of bullshit. I totally feel her pain if she’s someone who picks up accents easily when she spends time around them — I’m the worst and I do that in England all the time :( :( :( — but there’s a major difference between having a little lilt in your tone and going full blown international. This is definitely the latter.

See what I mean? You were also probably so distracted by the insane accent that you didn’t realize she was going on and on about her future plans, one of which is opening her own refugee camps???? I don’t know, just go with it.
The Daily Mail managed to catch up with her and ask WTF her deal is with the accents, and here’s what she had to say:

‘It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.’

‘I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.’

Uhhhh… why do I not believe that’s the case? What do you think – is Lindsay back on drugs or is she just marching to the beat of her own drum?