Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Best and The Questionable from the Emmy’s Red Carpet

This is not about shaming others or attacking a persons worth. This is just about the outfit they chose to wear on one occasion. It ain’t that deep. Just have fun and enjoy the pretty clothes.

 

SARAH HYLAND – Monique Lhuillier pants dress. I love it. It’s youthful, sharp and event appropriate. This is the Emmy’s. Not the Oscars.

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Kristen Bell looks amazing in this Zuhair Murad Couture gown. Couture. At the Emmy’s. We’re through the looking glass, people.  But it works, girl. Love this dress. I hope you can see the beaded embroidering sparkling in the lights.

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ANGELA BASSETT & COURTNEY B. VANCE – I don’t know who made Angela’s dress, but damn that thing is great. It’s so refined and stylish. She looks like old money.

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Amanda Peet was at the event to support her husband David Benioff, who is the producer and creator of the Big winner Game of Thrones.  But it’s her Altuzarra sequined gown that took home my prize. It’s a bold color combos might not suit everyone’s tastes, but it feels very art deco and yet still super current.

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Claire Danes is wearing a Schiaparelli dress and that’s all fine. A little flashy (I’m generally a big fan of Claire’s style), but wtf, have a blast. The issue is her “not found in nature” skin tone. That’s some Trump spray tanning right there.

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I’ll preface this by saying I LOOOVE Amy Poehler. But this Pamela Roland dress ages her about 15 years. It’s lovely, actually. Looks tediously beaded. But it’s for a woman of a certain age and if Amy is that age then I am too. So no, she’s not.

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Guh. Kerry Washington, do you wake up flawless?  I mean we all do the “oh all pregnant women are beautiful”, but my girl looks straight up outstanding. The hair is killer and the Brandon Maxwell dress is perfectly tailored.

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Sarah Paulson, who I adore, is wearing Italian favorite Prada, but the accolades end there. It’s like a swamp thing. I mean don’t get me wrong, she would be the queen of the swamp things, no doubt. But uh… yea.

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SHUT UP, Judith Light! You look like a bazillion dollars. All 67 years of your beautiful ass. And the yet to be identified dress you chose makes you look like you belong on a large Parisian champagne advert.  Sexy thang.

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Emily Ratajkowski looks phenomenal (go figure) in this sapphire Zac Posen gown that is to die for.  That bustier is gorgeous.  Like really detailed origami.

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This is probably my worst pic of the night. Porsha Williams (Dish Nation, RHWOA) I mean come on. Where do I start. Pants suit, tight as shit, bows, crazy cutouts, looks like a superhero reject.

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Oh, my bad. Last minute entry for worst of the worst… Veep’s Anna Chlumsky wore another dress no one is taking credit for..  And look… she just gave birth.  But this isn’t about her figure or anything. We don’t do that here. If you wear something that makes you look like a vulva in heels… that we’re gonna pounce on.

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