Joe Jonas is pretty irrelevant in my world so I can’t really imagine him being of much interest to anyone else, though I assume he is on some level – he’s a celebrity, right? If you happen to be into him, then you might be interested to hear the results of a little game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” that he played this week on Watch What Happens Live! Have I piqued your interest yet? No? Oh, come on, it’s Friday – humor me.
The choices for Joe were Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Gigi Hadid. The results? Perhaps unsurprisingly, he wanted to marry Demi since they’ve been friends for so long. He’d shag Taylor since he (maybe) already did when they dated years ago and he’d kill Gigi. Harsh, but I guess he had to pick somebody?
Other “notable” parts of the interview include Joe saying he’s got the biggest dick among his brothers, and he wrote an “angry song” about an unnamed woman (who, given the results of FMK, may be Gigi Hadid?). Anyway, that’s that. Hope your Friday afternoon is brightened by this.