The whole Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston – henceforth known only as Hiddleswift – whirlwind romance seems to have come out of nowhere. It’s escalated at speeds faster than hurricane winds, with Taylor meeting Tom’s parents a mere few weeks into their “relationship”, and this weekend things got even more ridiculous when Tom was photographed wearing an “I <3 T.S.” shirt at Taylor’s 4th of July blowout in Rhode Island. He even had a heart with her name in it drawn on his arm.
My question is here: WTF? I honestly can’t take this seriously. Not only because their relationship manifested out of thin air, but because I don’t believe any self-respecting adult would ever wear a t-shirt proclaiming his love (LOVE! After, like, a month!) for his “girlfriend” in public. Is this one giant piece of performance art? Are they shooting a new music video for Taylor? Are they running a Truman Show-like experiment on the world? I just can’t figure it out, but I refuse to accept all this at face value.
Anyhoo, Taylor’s party was truly star-studded. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were there, as was her true love Karlie Kloss, Ruby Rose (???? WHY ????), Gigi Hadid and some other randoms. I don’t know what’s going on but I don’t like it one bit.
You -kind of- like it as this material will keep your moribund website afloat for a few more weeks. They pretend to be a couple and you pretend you care. See? The circle of life! Hakuna Matata! Bwwwaaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaaah!