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Kanye West’s Upcoming Tour Will Be As Inspiring As ‘Star Wars’

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You literally couldn’t pay me to go see Kanye West live in concert, to sift through his few brilliant tracks and sit there for hours on end, listening to him rant and rave like a lunatic. No thanks, not for me. However, Kanye wants to get everyone to buy tickets to his upcoming tour, so he’s promised that it’ll be as inspiring as Disney movies and Star Wars! Interested yet?

In an interview with Steve Harvey, “Pablo” (yes, he’s been calling himself this) said:

“My tour game is unprecedented. We’re gonna go out in September, I believe. We’re working on some of the ideas right now. I’m trying to literally inspire these kids the way Disney inspired me, the way, you know, when I saw the original Star Wars.”

Something tells me that’s not going to happen. And unprecedented? Uhhhh… yeah, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on that, but keep on going with those delusions of grandeur.