I think we can all agree that spray cheese is pretty disgusting and not something any of us would willingly eat as grown ass humans with any level of self-respect. That being said, if that’s the only food there was and I was hungry, I’d probably give it a go. And I’d definitely spray the nozzle right down my throat if the option was “eat spray cheese” or “smoke crack.” Not Gwyneth Paltrow, though — she’d still rather light up a solid rock and get higher than heaven than dare get near any preservatives.
Here’s what she had to say on her latest Goop blog:
Would you still rather smoke crack than eat cheese out of a can? -@eloehnen
GP: Hell yes. You know, crack might be extreme, but spray cheese is not my kind of party.
LOL, uh, “crack might be extreme”? Ya think? I’m not really sure what universe Goopy lives in, but it’s certainly not the one you or I do. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — she’s so ridiculously disconnected from the real world from having her head so far up her ass that I literally don’t think she has any idea whatsoever what comes out of her mouth or how it sounds.
But of course, by all means, keep on, Gwyn.
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Ok Goop step up put your feckin money where your mouth is and light up that rock other wise shut the hell up and admit you’re a moron.