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Are Kristen Stewart & Liam Neeson Dating? (Dear God, Please No)

The last time we heard anything about Kristen Stewart‘s love life, she seemed rather happily shacked up with “cousin”/”gal pal” Alicia Cargile, but it seems that relationship went south sometime last autumn and they broke up and I didn’t even know (because I honestly don’t care enough). That means she’s likely single, so who better to shack up with next than… Liam Neeson?

It’s not what you think! Except… it totally is. Basically, Liam recently gave an interview to The Irish Independent in which he revealed that he has a new girlfriend — a very famous new girlfriend, to be exact, though he declined to name her.

“I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous. I’ll have to do my best for her. It’s amazing how far a simple bunch of freshly picked flowers will go in a lady’s life, I find.”

First of all, what a weird statement. Second of all, the likelihood that this is KStew is pretty slim to none, but the sleuths at Jezebel connected the dots by finding photos of them both at Tao NYC on January 5. They weren’t photographed or even seen together, but they were there, so why can’t this romance be real?

As one savvy commenter said, “I guess you could say Kristen’s… TAKEN.” So good, right?