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Kylie Jenner Says She’s Not In Kompetition With Kim Kardashian

Kylie Jenner is… there are no words. At 18 years old, she’s managed to look like a completely different person — Big Ang, to be specific — a transformation that took only about a year. In that time, she got herself a grown ass boyfriend, got butt implants, lip injections, new boobs, facial sculpting, and god knows what other cosmetic procedures. It’s a shame, really, that she’s ruined herself in this way, but she seems to be doing everything in her power to become the new Kim Kardashian, despite the fact that we don’t even need the Kim we have, let alone a new one.

However, in a new teaser video (that you need her actual app to watch the full thing of, as if), Kylie says in no way is she in a kompetition with Kim, because they’re sisters, after all!

It’s a shame, really, that the women in this family are so fucked up that they constantly pick dudes who fuck them over/are complete messes (all but Kendall, anyway) and feel the need to completely change themselves physically to resemble some bizarrely concocted version of perfection that just looks… plastic and wrong. That’s not to say that I don’t think women should get plastic surgery if that’s what they really want — by all means, please do, if it makes you feel better about yourself — but more that it’s clear the Kardashians have some fucked up self-esteem. Thank God Kendall’s realized she’s beautiful just how she is and is trying to stay as far away from this as she can.

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  • Yo, E weazy, think it’s about time you dropped that blunt and passed the bottle back cause your brain is already KC-Fried and you sure as hell can’t afford to lose any more of what little capacity might still be in there booboo. Other than that, nobody gives a shit about your opinion because, well, you suck. Go live on an island without wifi so you can hate on the palmtrees for not being palm-y enough. K, bye Felicia.

    Other than that; is this Kylie? Is it you? Because this person sounds like their brain also was sucked out and stuffed into their lips and butts.

    Other other than that; yay, kardash – bashin’!

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