Holy crap — SO many awful dresses this week. Jena Malone models one of them, above.
Got a few events and such to present to you for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! so have fun playing Tim Gunn and tell me who you think had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week.
Oh, Diane Kruger, never change. She looks like a classy bird. I don’t mean bird in the 1960’s Beatles way, I mean, like a literal bird. A preppy, classy bird. Love her.
IDK, I’m getting a little sick of Cate Blanchett. She always looks smug as f-ck. I do not care for this gown, either. It looks like someone got carried away at the fabric store.
Rooney Mara. I mean she always looks like a doll from Tim Burton’s playset. Not my thing. Maybe it’s yours. Y’all know how I feel about this trend of wearing a unitard under a sheer skirt/dress. I’m so not into it.
Yeah, this seems like a bizarre outfit for a book signing, Khloe Kardashian, but I guess she’s no longer the most sensibly dressed Kardashian and we’re all just gonna have to accept that.
I love Kirsten Dunst and want to put her in my pocket, because she really looks like Polly Pocket.
I love Lizzy Caplan, I really do, but I’m never really down with her style. That Nutcracker behind her, though? A+.
I actually like the pop of color in Busy Philipps‘ hair. It’s super cute on her. Dress is a little heavy, both in fabric and print.
Queen Jane Fonda. She’s wearing a gold headband around her head (hard to tell, but it’s there). I just saw a variation of this dress recently, I think on Elle Fanning? Anyway, this look is so not Jane Fonda, but I really like the gown.
Julianne Moore looks like a Christmas tree.
Elizabeth Banks. I like this dress, it’s got this old school Paco Rabanne feel to it. I of course would probably like it more without the cutouts, but that’s an old story.
Reese Witherspoon. What the hell happened here? With the dress, Reese looks gorgeous as always. But that dress looks like it’s arguing with itself about what it should look like.
Chloe Sevigny. Her dress looks diseased. Classic Sevs.
Gwen Stefani. OK, firstly, how gorgeous is she? Secondly, I think I would hate this look on anyone else, but for me, on her, it works.
Natasha Lyonne looks like she’s wearing a tire. Love her hair though. So wonderfully ’70s.
Jessica Alba. This is…fine, I guess.
I loooove Krysten Ritter and think she can basically do no wrong. This look is no exception.
Here is Lorde, ya ya ya. I love the color.
Amy Schumer. The dress is hurting my eyes. I mean, the color. It’s really bright. Other than that, this is a good look for her.
Jennifer Lawrence looks like she’s borrowing a page from Rooney Mara‘s playbook (no pun intended). I’m still not into this whole lingerie as formalwear thing, but hey, she looks great.
Kerry Washington brings the lolz for me every time. Thanks, Kerry!
Simplicity is Selma Blair‘s friend. She kills it in this.
Jennifer Garner always looks good, but boring.
Shannen Doherty…this couldn’t have been the best clothing option. She doesn’t look too thrilled with it either.
BEST: Gwen Stefani
WORST: Shannen Doherty OR Julianne Moore
WTF: Kerry Washington
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Do you have any friends? Or do you belong to one of those hateful groups who sit in a corner and hate on everyone? I don’t know what your credentials are, if any, for judging the clothes others wear, but my girlfriend and I rarely agree with your opinions. For example, what could you possibly have against the gown that Jessica Alba is wearing?