Katy Perry and John Mayer are apparently trying to rival Jelena (Justin & Selena, natch) for most on-again, off-again relationship, and it’s pretty ridiculous. After breaking up for the 12th time or whatever about two months ago, they’re BACK TOGETHER again, just in time to attend the wedding of Girls star Allison Williams and College Humor co-creator Ricky Van Veen.
From The Daily Mail:
Although they arrived to separately, they were clearly each other’s plus one at the lavish Wyoming ceremony.
The only time the singers disentangled themselves from each other was to serenade the Girls star and her new groom, as they individually performed.
Katy wore a long petal patterned gown, while John looked slick in a suit, shirt and tie.
A source at the wedding told People.com that they were ‘definitely back together’.
Well, that sounds lovely for them both. However, they’re both way too old for this game playing BS. Either make it work or end it for good. You’re both in your 30s, the time for the nonsense is long past. I suppose this will last for a few months longer, or until Katy starts recording her new album, whichever comes first. Ah well, enjoy it while it lasts.
She offered her honor, he honored her offer. And all night long, he was on her and off her.
Katy Perry, if you see this, please sing my song I wrote for you to raise awareness for Tourette Syndrome. My inspirational story about overcoming one’s disabilities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRgJOTIvLiQ