It’s a pretty sad state of affairs for Madonna these days. Instead of being content with the fact that she’s an absolute legend and going out on a high note, she’s instead tried to cling to the whole ‘young popstar’ thing by competing (attempting to compete?) with the kids. Since that hasn’t worked out all that well, she’s decided that the old saying of “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” is true, and she’s copied off Taylor Swift to create a star-studded video for her new single, “Bitch, I’m Madonna”. And yes, that’s a serious title.
The video has cameos from pretty much everyone, from Katy Perry to Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, and the list goes on and on. Most of those appearances weren’t filmed on location (seemingly only Rita Ora and Diplo had holes in their schedule to actually show up for this shit show), and the whole thing just reeks of desperation. I don’t even know what else to say about it than that. Oh, also, please keep in mind she premiered this BS on TIDAL, which is subscription-only. Well, it was. I think people “bitched” enough that it’s now on YouTube, hyuck hyuck. BYE, MADONNA.