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The New Madonna Video Is Really, Really Sad

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It’s a pretty sad state of affairs for Madonna these days. Instead of being content with the fact that she’s an absolute legend and going out on a high note, she’s instead tried to cling to the whole ‘young popstar’ thing by competing (attempting to compete?) with the kids. Since that hasn’t worked out all that well, she’s decided that the old saying of “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” is true, and she’s copied off Taylor Swift to create a star-studded video for her new single, “Bitch, I’m Madonna”. And yes, that’s a serious title.

The video has cameos from pretty much everyone, from Katy Perry to Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, and the list goes on and on. Most of those appearances weren’t filmed on location (seemingly only Rita Ora and Diplo had holes in their schedule to actually show up for this shit show), and the whole thing just reeks of desperation. I don’t even know what else to say about it than that. Oh, also, please keep in mind she premiered this BS on TIDAL, which is subscription-only.  Well, it was. I think people “bitched” enough that it’s now on YouTube, hyuck hyuck. BYE, MADONNA.

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  • Sock puppets?? Oh my god… And my favourites Aya Sato and Bambi are there too… It’s sad.

    • I was going to mention that Aya Sato in the article but I figured no one would know who the hell she is. LOVE HER (& Bambi!)

    • Well, here’s the Mutt again, with another pointless comment. What business is it of anyone but hers who she has had sex with?

      Having said that, I don’t even care for the song.