Welcome to our SAG Awards fashion post, in which I’m in a miserable mood and trash the hell out of what celebrities are wearing. It’s sure to be a fun ride, so join me. Go through the photos and pick out who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfit of the evening. Could be fun!!!
Claire Danes. The hell is this? Why does this need a belt? She looks stupid as hell. (Hey, I didn’t say this was going to be particularly witty.)
This suit further cements my opinion that Adrien Brody looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy at all awards shows.
This might be the best thing Amy Poehler‘s ever worn. Clearly, that’s not saying much.
Camila Alves stuns in a purple velour gown. Who else could stun in a purple velour gown? Not many.
Chelsea Peretti. Well, this isn’t the worst thing she’s ever worn, I’ll give her that. She actually looks sort of stellar. Good for her.
Eddie Redmayne. Well, he won. I didn’t vote for him TBH, but I would vote for him in a skinny pants-off. Nicely done.
I’m usually all about Emmy Rossum, but this grey gown is doing nothing for me.
Felicity Jones. This bitch is real hit-or-miss, isn’t she? She kinda looks like a bandaid, so Imma say “miss” on this one.
Jennifer Aniston. WTF is going on in her boobular area? I’m just gonna say it: it’s weird. This dress is not flattering.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Oh man, she’s worn better.
I love that Julia Roberts wore a suit. Good on you, girl. That is a nice, classy lady-suit.
Julianne Moore wore astro turf, it seems. Okay, not quite, but close enough. I’m not into it.
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting. F-ck it, I HATE her hair. Hate it. The dress is kind of cute, but who can tell with that hair?
Keira Knightley is wearing moth-eaten purple doilies, good for her.
Kelly Osbourne also has hair I hate. And the outfit, too. Perfect!
Okay, so I usually think Laverne Cox nails it, but this is a hot Barbie mess.
Lorelei Linklater, WTF. She looks like a sad Goth X-mas tree angel.
Lupita NyOng’o is here. I am loving this stripey dress. It’s like Beetlejuice chic.
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks ridic. Her avant-garde bullshit is bordering on plain stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Naomi Watts looks like a damn chalkboard.
Patricia Arquette. She was a big winner tonight, but that dress is so ’90s Kate Winslet to me. Y’all know what I’m talking about.
Rashida Jones. This is a damn mess. That electric blue trim is so off putting.
Reese Witherspoon wore body-skimming white and looks fantastic.
Rosamund Pike in LOL WTF IS THIS SRSLY. This chick needs to hire a new stylist, ASAP. She’s been dressing like hell at every awards show.
Sarah Hyland. This isn’t terrible, but it isn’t wowing me either. It’s gorgeous for sure but I feel like there’s something missing to push it into the WOW factor.
I love me some Uzo Aduba, so I want to love this, but it just isn’t working for me. She looks like a Nike shoe.
I voted for Viola Davis, and I would also vote for this outfit. Love the white, love the hair.
Time to make your picks! Here’s mine:
BEST: Julia Roberts
WORST: Maggie Gyllenhaal
WTF: Rosamund Pike