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Sarah Palin responds to PETA: ‘At least Trig didn’t eat the dog’

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Oh, Sarah Palin. So dumb, yet so argumentative. After receiving loads of heat for posting photos of her 6-year-old son Trig standing on the family dog and using it as a step stool, she decided to fire back at the critics – PETA in particular – to say that everyone needs to cool their jets about this. I mean, after all, at least Trig didn’t eat the dog!

Here’s her letter (yes, this is serious):

Dear PETA,

Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.

Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? http://conservatives4palin.com/…/peta-woman-year-posts-phot… Hypocritical, much?

Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?

Aren’t you the double-standard radicals always opposing Alaska’s Iditarod – the Last Great Race honoring dogs who are born to run in wide open spaces, while some of your pets “thrive” in a concrete jungle where they’re allowed outdoors to breathe and pee maybe once a day? (http://iditarod.com/ http://www.irondog.org/)

Aren’t you the same herd that opposes our commercial fishing jobs, claiming I encourage slaying and consuming wild, organic healthy protein sources called “fish”? (I do.)

Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.

Yeah, you’re real credible on this, PETA. A shame, because I’ll bet we agree on what I hope is the true meaning of your mission – respecting God’s creation and critters.

Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.

Jill is a precious part of our world. So is Trig.

– Sarah Palin

LOL, wait a minute – when did Obama say he ate and/or enjoyed “dead dog meat”? I’m seriously laughing at that. Also, what grown ass woman says “all wee-wee’d up” in a serious way (or at all)? And how is it possible that one person can be so very misguided in every sense of the word? PETA sucks hard – nearly as hard as Sarah Palin, so we’re on the same page there – but if you’re going to come for them, at least know what the hell you’re talking about.

1. That is not Ellen’s child, and Ellen DeGeneres did not personally share that photograph. It was posted on her social media probably by some intern who runs it – though some have said it is her goddaughter. Not sure if that’s true.  Sarah Palin posted a photo that SHE took of HER child. Not really comparable.

2. PETA offices have leather chairs and they idolize leather and fur wearing celebrities? Uh, I thought they actually went for them/threw paint at them/etc? So…

3. Sarah Palin hunts FROM HELICOPTERS for sport. Not to eat, not to help cull overbred populations or anything of the sort. For fun. From a helicopter.

4. Why is the dog’s middle name Hadassah?

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  • Apparently the dog is named after Joe Biden’s and Joe Lieberman’s wives, Jill and Hadassah. There is no logical explanation.

  • Go away lib-tards.
    My neighbors had a black lab (Bosco) and the kids in the neighborhood would put MUCH more mechanical load on the dogs back (and would grab his lib and hang off of it. Yessirre they truly did). Never did Bosco have the slightest problem whatsoever.
    Most folks figure Sarah Palin won this round. Even the leftists at CNN said so. But not the pajama boys/girls/questioning? that graduated from Columbia University in Womyn’s Studies who write this column.
    Obama ate dog, smoked TONS of dope, and made sweet savage love to Reggie Love, his “body man”, whatever that means in the LBGTQ community.